the fuck are you doing man?

When a person does something stupid or idiotic.

Hey Jerry, the fuck are you doing man?

by sandle143 October 23, 2018

what the fuck are you doing

The phrase "What the fuck are you doing" aka "What on fucking earth are you doing" is commonly used by the teenage population. You would use one or BOTH of these phrases if you see someone.. say.... washing their car in 20 degree weather. In this case you would have to make some modifications such as....

What the fuck are you doing!? Do you fucking love hypothermia?

by Andreuhh January 7, 2007

I love having big tits and doing crime

Sentence that describes villains who are both hot(or just have big tits) and are almost pure evil

Dio from Jojo is a I love having big tits and doing crime

by NZJSJ October 25, 2023

FRANKLIN! WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!

A line from GTA5 after franklin drives through the front door of Simeon's shop.

"DAAAMMMNNN!!" "FRANKLIN! WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!!"

by Pay me more. April 3, 2023

detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?

Following this PDA warning there are two scenarios.

A: you ignore it and shit your pants to a reaper leviathan seconds later.
B: You turn around and your pants get to live another day

PDA: “Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?”

You: “I can’t possibly imagine what could go wro-AHHHHH,SH** YOU CU*T GO F*** YOURSELF, NO NO NO NO NO JESUS.”

Your seamoth: *Dies*
Your pants: *Turn brown*
A hole in your monitor: *Appears*

by CallMeBez April 8, 2023

what are we doing?

What you can say no matter how akward or compromising your present situation. A go to stalling statement.

Her: "Why is your fly open?"
You: "What are we doing?"
Her: "Wtf are you doing talking with her?"
You: "What are we doing?"
Her: "Are you too drunk to fuck?"
You: "What are we doing?"

by Mr Special September 10, 2018

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

The phrase used by Keith Hudson when exciting shit is about to go down. This can be used when he sees a Contour employee, some good ass food, or any animal that walks by him.

*Sees a dog eating some good ass chicken*

Hey Dog WHAT ARE YOU DOING you eating some good bbq there?! I can season it for ya!

by Ice man 02 October 14, 2018