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Dylan

a stupid retarded kid that always says 'I want that MEANNNNNNNN WHOPPERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR'
Dylan will always want dat mean whopper combo
by qjakskxjx December 12, 2019
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Dylan

-Have you met Dylan
-No but all Dylan’s are sped
by Alejandro456 December 14, 2019
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dylan

he is the gayest human alive that u will ever meet.
"hey did u see dylan yesterday?"

"no why?"

"because he was smashing my dad"
by a not human entity December 19, 2019
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Dylan Mahan

Dylan Mahan is world wide known hacker. He has many cyber crimes and war crimes. He started hacking in 2018 as the Handle “Botplayer15”. He loves a girl named lionheart, he’s obsessed.
by AquaGenocide December 23, 2019
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Dylan

Dylan is a nice person when u first meet him but then within 10 months he will dump u bc u hurt yourself bc he was on a call with bitch for 5 mins u felt depersion he didnt care then he will go behind ur back and date a fucking horse/dino bitch tht was ur best friend when u still loved him she knew.
Dylan is a asshole.
by Sucktoes August 4, 2019
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Dylan is the sexiest man alive and is the funniest guy to ever live. He gets all the women a great sexual partner who can pleasure any women. He has 8 abs with a massive chest and a 8 inch cock. He can move his hips like he is a black nigga like he is a nigger in his penis size. He loves women called Josie and fancies his mates mums its ashamed they all have bucket Fannys. Dylan is 6ft 2 and is ripped. He is down to earth. But if you see him on the streets don't forget to give him hand job, blow job, and a quick. fuck.
hello people of the world this is 99 percent factual information Dylan
by Josiehasafatass August 12, 2019
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Dylan

A particular person who cannot keep their dick in their pants. Constantly trying to slide in girls’ dms, he gets friend-zoned at least twice a week.
Girl 1: “omg this guy called Dylan won’t stop texting me”
Girl 2: “what’s he saying??”
Girl 1: “hey i know you’re not horny but what if i get you in the mood? ”
by lasagnaaaaaaa9876 August 15, 2019
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