A super hot football player usually 6’3. Long brown hair, brown eyes, cute smile, Sophomore on Varsity, kind of an alcoholic, probably beats his girl, probably has a big dick, and probably dates blondes. 400% only goes for skinny girls yall don’t have a chance fatties. In the football jock clique, but still nice. Has a super cute smile super cute.
L(-: Did you hear what he did to his girl?
J(-: No, tell me???
L(-: He dicked down this blonde girl, drank a bunch of alcohol, then beat her.
J(-: Sounds like he pulled a Dylan
J(-: No, tell me???
L(-: He dicked down this blonde girl, drank a bunch of alcohol, then beat her.
J(-: Sounds like he pulled a Dylan
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Dylan is a passionate man, talented and full of resources. Sometimes pissed by the stupidity or selfishness of humans, he can lose his patience. With a big heart, Dylan will always be there to hear about your rambling at the diner of the corner.
Amazing nature, Dylan also need space as his brain is always movement in his cortex, and sometimes makes too much bubulles.
Dylan is someone who love and need to be love. That good because we love him.
#dylan #loverboy #passionate #talented #mantomarry
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