connor is a highschool drug addict that likes to steal condoms and tries to hook up with younger girls. hes high half the time and gets grounded alot.
by laughingcatemoji July 19, 2020
Get the connormug. Connor has been acting really perverted around the dog, his Connor sickness must be catching up to him.
by Tacoberry July 5, 2017
Get the Connor Sicknessmug. 
He's a prick and annoying asf.
Bro is always rocking the weirdest haircut ever.
You can always catch bro driving a 1988 Yugo GV.
Bro becomes 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 when he sees BBC.
He'll treat you like a piece of shit at all times, even then you haven't done anything wrong.
Don't let him get too zesty around you or he'll drain your balls in ways the mortal mind cannot comprehend.
And he'll gluck your wiener into oblivion.
This applies to ALL Connors.
Do not believe any Connor saying they're different from this.
Bro is always rocking the weirdest haircut ever.
You can always catch bro driving a 1988 Yugo GV.
Bro becomes 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 when he sees BBC.
He'll treat you like a piece of shit at all times, even then you haven't done anything wrong.
Don't let him get too zesty around you or he'll drain your balls in ways the mortal mind cannot comprehend.
And he'll gluck your wiener into oblivion.
This applies to ALL Connors.
Do not believe any Connor saying they're different from this.
Dude 1: Yo is Connor coming to your house tonight?
Dude 2: I dunno man, from rumors I hear, he drains the balls of his victims in ways the mortal mind cannot comprehend.
Dude 1: Best to be safe. By the way, did you get the bug spray that Laura was asking for?
Dude 2: Yup, it's in the back seat in a Walmart bag in my truck, I'll get it to her tomorrow.
Dude 1: Do you wanna go to Cracker Barrel after the football game?
Dude 2: I'm down.
Dude 2: I dunno man, from rumors I hear, he drains the balls of his victims in ways the mortal mind cannot comprehend.
Dude 1: Best to be safe. By the way, did you get the bug spray that Laura was asking for?
Dude 2: Yup, it's in the back seat in a Walmart bag in my truck, I'll get it to her tomorrow.
Dude 1: Do you wanna go to Cracker Barrel after the football game?
Dude 2: I'm down.
by Spicy Soap Dispenser April 28, 2024
Get the Connormug. by I’m_Happy February 11, 2023
Get the Connormug. by Ooxoo June 8, 2021
Get the Connormug. Connor is the kindest guy you will ever meet. He's really quiet at school, but if you get to know him you'll find that he's actually really silly and funny. He works hard in school, has nice friends, is into anime and has every Demon Slayer manga ever. He's a year older than me. He is really sweet with his little sister, who's in the 4th grade at the moment. He plays piano. He always keeps his hands in his pockets. His love langue is physical touch, so he will always sit beside you, rest his arm on your shoulder, touch your hand gently, lay beside you, and ask if you want to rest your head on his lap (not in a weird way!)
Connor is not super tall, but he's taller than me, at around 5'6 or 5'7. He has amazing, jet black hair that makes you want to run your fingers through it. He has an amazing sense of style, but then again he looks good in whatever he wears. He has his ears pierced. He is so f**kin fine and adorable at the same time. He's Asian too, which automatically makes him a cutie. He has a smile that makes you fall in love without realizing it.
After meeting Connor, you may experience the following symptoms:
- Inability to stop thinking about him
-Nervous sweats
-Shaky hands
-Face paced heart beat
-Flushed cheeks
-Stomach butterflies
-Constant state of happiness
-Genuine smiles
-Staring but looking away when he notices
-Quiet speech/less speech
-Awkward/Nervous body movements
-Clumsiness
Connor is not super tall, but he's taller than me, at around 5'6 or 5'7. He has amazing, jet black hair that makes you want to run your fingers through it. He has an amazing sense of style, but then again he looks good in whatever he wears. He has his ears pierced. He is so f**kin fine and adorable at the same time. He's Asian too, which automatically makes him a cutie. He has a smile that makes you fall in love without realizing it.
After meeting Connor, you may experience the following symptoms:
- Inability to stop thinking about him
-Nervous sweats
-Shaky hands
-Face paced heart beat
-Flushed cheeks
-Stomach butterflies
-Constant state of happiness
-Genuine smiles
-Staring but looking away when he notices
-Quiet speech/less speech
-Awkward/Nervous body movements
-Clumsiness
Me: I think I'm in love!
Friend: Is his name Connor?
Me: What?! How did you know?!
Friend: I see the way you look at him when he smiles at you!
Me: I can't help it! His smile is so beautiful
Friend: Is his name Connor?
Me: What?! How did you know?!
Friend: I see the way you look at him when he smiles at you!
Me: I can't help it! His smile is so beautiful
by connor_lover March 25, 2023
Get the Connormug.