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When any little thing happens in a worthless persons life that they have to run and post in FaceSpace or any other social media B.S.
Female or Male Douchebag: (Drops a deuce) 2 mins later.... (On Facebook....) Hey everyone, I just dropped a massive log!

Female or Male Douchebag:(10 mins later from the deuce) Watching the baby takes his/hers first steps... (On Facebook...) Hey, Jr Docuhebag just walked from this couch(pic of couch) to this one(other couch pic) for the first time.

Female or Male Douchebag:(2 mins later from litte DBags first steps on Facebook...) now watching Cops on TV.

Truthful Friend: (Response to postings) Dude/Woman, I think you have OCPID (obsessive come-post-it disorder) you need to get an "F"ing job or a life already and get off the FaceSpace!!!
by james digler October 1, 2012
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here comes the storm

the act of drinking a energy drink and then fucking a girl so hard and fast that the condom desenagrates
here comes the STORM! I'm gonna tap you SO HARD!!!
by picT2 June 29, 2011
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eye scream come

When you get hit in the eye by your partner's come and scream.
Damn last night I got another eye scream come from Tanya, I have to start wearing sunglasses to bed.
by likit July 7, 2011
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The demons are coming

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Man 1 : Hey Jim! The demons are coming

Jim: T̵̢̡̢̧͇͍̘̠̠̩͍̦͕̯͙̲͉̱͎̖̹̯̜̙̙͙̤̪̜͔͖̘͇͉͈̖̫̬͕͈͇̈͌̍̓̂̉͒̊͆̃̀̈́̎͆͂͋̔̈́̒̑̄̉̃͗̾̔̔̈́͌́͘͘̚͜h ̛͔̙̣̎͋́̃̈́̂́̅̓̄̅͊͊͗̏̀̈̃̇́e̴̢̨̢͓͇̠̙̙̬̮̙͔͇͚̺̜̪̲̗̖͓̰͎͍͈̖̜̩̠̝̤̪͑́̈̏̀̈̆͊̅͊́̌͐͌́̋͊̅̾͛͑̅̈́̂̃͛͑̑̓̔̀͋́̌̆̀̚͘̚͝͝͠͠͠͝ ͎̩͉͇͓̳͔̳̠̮̼͙̩̮̹̑̔̀̍ ̶̡̨̧̧̹͎̠̜̮̯̗̘̭̻̣̩̦̫̖̖̟̝̥̮̤̺̽͒͐́̀̈̃́̒̔͋̑̓̕͜͝͠ͅͅa ̢̧̧̣͕̪̤̪̗̖̻͕̲͍̫͚̬͙̲̺͇̬̜̣̱̣̰̘̩̦̬̝̪͉͓͉͖̀̄͊̑̆͐̎̈́̅͊̍̾̇̉͛̒ͅͅr ͙̟͕̺̮̫͈͇̣̰͉̍̔̀͌̀͗̈́́͋̒̾̒́͛̀̎̅̆̊̆̓̿͂͐̔̈́̾̈́̄̄͐̈́͌̂̓̅͂̓̒̆̀̾̊͂̍̍͘͠e ̡̧̡̧̢̧̧̲͖̳͖͎͉̱͙̣͉͉͍͓̤̻͇̘̬̞̭̩̮̦̮̤̗̣̤͉̬̼̙̫̯̔̑̈́͌͆̈́͜͜͜ͅ ̵̡̢̧̡̧̨̗̪̜͔̙͖̫͈͔͍̫̘̫͇̭̥̱͚̦̝͚͔̠̣̼̬̗͖̤̖͓̯͓̫͊̔͑́͋̓̐͗̅̀̐̈̈́̃̚̕͠͠ͅͅc ̧̢̪̱̖͎̝͍̤̜͍͚̪͔̼̯̯̞͇̖̥̺̱̗̥͚̯͓̓̀̾̿͂͗͋̐̈́̓̏̄̿͛̿̂̆̐̒̾͆̑̐̋̃̍̈́̏͒̈́͒̀̓͋́̂̀̕̕͘͠͝͝͝ͅơ̵̡̛̛͈̦̲̰̠͈̫͍̪̻͇̻̼̙̣̤͖̼̬̮̮̩͍̠̤̖̪̩̪̤̋̂̈̾̏̉̂̓̓̌͊̽͛̄̈́̌̓̀̈̑̔̒͛͊̿̇̇͂̑̈̾͛́͌̊̎̏̈́̀̓͂̒̈́̕̕͘͜͜͜͝ͅm̴̡̛̪̝̺̥̬͍̠̟̙͉̯͉̻̘͖̗̞̩̩̥̳̻̝̝͙̙͔͎̻͚͕̮̈́̀̇͌̀͛̐̈́͌̑̅̋̈́̏̅̌͑͋̂͒̃͂̔͘͘͜ͅî̵̧̨̨̨̡̛̛̛̛̖̗̠͈͔̤̘̹̩̱̭̤̣̠̯̻̲̝̪̪͖̠̫̳̭̞̮̞̹͕̼̙͎̤̗̝̲̳̳̗̯͉̱̍͒̈̌̊̉̓̉́́̀͒͛̑̓́̊̊͌̋̈́̅̐̀̑͊̀͋͌̚͘͜͜͠n̵̡̝͉͔̔͊̀̓̈́̒͂͊̉̊̀͋͠g̵̨͎̖̰̳̞̰̰͖̰̯͉̪͓̩̖̜͈͈͎̳͎̱͕̖̮̲̦̙͓̩͖̪̭̟̰̬͍͕̮̟̓̔̋̒̐̆̔̊͋̂̈͆̑͒̓̃̀̊̌̇͗̂̄̈́̑͛̎̀̾͂̓͑̔̑͆̽͂͘͠͝͝ͅ
by Easd January 19, 2023
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the Second Coming

Be prepared. The weird guy from texas has found his successor.
?: Did you hear? The Second Coming of the weird guy from texas is happening.
!: 100% Red doing this for attention
by the russia (p)resident January 31, 2023
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come steppin

When SHTF and people come to your location and steal, rob or kill you, take your food, shelter, bartering supplies, clothing, survival equipment: Someone come steppin/ steppen you.
by Hopeful Disaster February 5, 2023
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come mierda

A person who behaves and/or does what the class above them does and restrains from doing things that the class below would do.
Person 1- I only eat ice cream from Ben & Jerry's.
Person 2 Wow, what a shit eater(come mierda) you are.
by VJSR February 25, 2023
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