the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

fucking ur hand intematly or hardcore

i do the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger way 2 often

by chaseathon! September 22, 2003

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

The process of masturbating

He was doing the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger in his girlfriends car

by Silky Johnston June 9, 2006

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.

Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by weave March 21, 2003

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

beating it like a mad man

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger was a lot of fun for Peter after his girl friend wouldn't let him play with her.

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

Chucked a brylle

Doesn't necessarily have to be on a drunken night out, but when a mate goes out actively looking to hook up with married or females in a relationship.

Hey bro that DJ just chucked a brylle backstage after his gig with the securities misso.

by Jshab November 25, 2021

Chuck Pony

Muscle spasm (most often experienced in the calf muscles known as a Charley Horse) which occur in the forearm.

She went outside to exercise, became dehydrated and got a Chuck Pony in her forearm.

by Lynn’L Bean October 6, 2025

shit-chucking crazy

The state of mental illness which has symptoms including sending thirty text messages when there have been just three replies, repeatedly making false allegations, and using the subject's child as a bargaining chip against a person who has moved on after the subject initiated a break up.

Seriously, that bitch is shit-chucking crazy. She broke up with me, but has been blowing me up, making shit up, and trying to use her kid against me since she found out I had moved on.

by FreddyFlint September 2, 2013