Chocolate simp

Someone who simps just for a piece of chocholate

Oh dude look at him he's being a chocolate simp

by Bunkertard June 28, 2023

Chocolate in a Bag

The act of several people shitting in one large walmart bag, freezing it in one’s freezer, then after a couple of hours of thawing, then reuniting to eat the entire solid bag of “chocolate”, then partaking in an extremely aggressive orgy.

Jim: I can’t remember anything from last night but I don’t feel too good!
Richard: Bro, how do you forget the Chocolate in a Bag!?

by BillNye_theRussianSpy March 6, 2023

Chocolate sinclair

The smell and site of having anal intercourse with some one and not washing your dick for almost 20 hours after the incident.

Ex:Dude last night was dust! I slept all day and gave my self a dirty chocolate Sinclair.

Ex:Man I forgot to shower after ass mucking that girl last night, now I gotta deal with my chocolate Sinclair…

by Tobiasg000 March 19, 2023

Cum Chocolate

The sexual act of combining sugar and white chocolate with semen to create a candied treat, usually to be given as revenge.

"Yo bro! My girl suggested we make cum chocolate for Regina's party tomorrow!"

by TheFoxMother February 18, 2023

Chocolate shark

A large floater, a turd that causes havoc amongst toilet goers

Sandra went to curl one off but shat herself when she saw a chocolate shark in the pan growling at her

by Philphee-phil April 14, 2023

chocolate swing

A big muscular black guy that you befriend to get closer to his small white friend

You really used Ronny as a chocolate swing didn't you?

by First things first November 13, 2018

chocolate helmet

A chocolate helmet occurs when a penis tip enters a soils anus, and when removed is covered in feces.

I popped my penis in her ass and had a chocolate helmet when I removed it.

by Mushy mellow November 18, 2018