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Tug Cheese

The viscous ring of lube that accumulates around the bellend when wanking with excessive amounts of lubricant.

Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.
My mom walked in while I was enjoying some post nut clarity but she should smell the aromas of tug cheese and asked me if I was working on a new crust sock.
by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020
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Cheese Snake

1. noun. A recognizable species of feces formed when intestines are clogged with cheese and can only produce a small putrid twine-like shit strip that resembles a baby snake.
After eating that large dominoes with extra cheese i blew out my hemorrhoids on the toilet squeezing out a tiny cheese snake.
by Hot Dog Goblin September 11, 2020
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Weed Cheese

When you do a triple-backflip and land on your hard penis and start using it like a pogo stick.
"Woah dude, sick Weed Cheese!"
"Thanks, I've been practicing!"
by anyything June 27, 2022
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Cheese Whittle

Cheese whittle (v) /CHēz/ /ˈ(h)widl/

When one man lays naked on his back with a full erection and a group of at least 4 other men masturbate over him and ejaculate onto his erect penis. The ejaculate is then left to dry and harden upon the full-mast shaft. The receiver then, with the help of a whittling knife, whittles the "cheese" off of his still erect penis.

(Note: in order for this to work, the receiver of the cheese must maintain a full election for the entirety of the cheese whittleing process.)
Hey Da'Qwelvis, tomorrow is cheese whittle Wednesday so don't forget to double up on the cialis, your gonna need it!
by NorthSneads November 21, 2022
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Nub Cheese

Min cheese was a form of cheese created in the Ming dynasty days. It was commonly eaten by Misha’s. A Misha is a rank of people working secretly with the emperor’s.
The nub cheese is commonly eaten by Misha’s
by Saucybagel64 April 29, 2022
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Toe-Cheese

Someone who's bad at a game because they did something really fucking stupid.
Idot: *walks off edge of map*
Gamer: Bro, your fucking toe-cheese
by MrMeeseeks33477 April 30, 2022
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caca cheese

I phrase used to describe someone who smells, or looks, like shit and the cheesy smell between your toes.
You smell like caca cheese.”
“No, you look like caca cheese.”
by Soel0325 December 21, 2021
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