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Chad

A british boy, a usually disparaging internet slang term used for a popular, confident, sexually active young white male.
The water parting between the Chad and Niger systems runs N.W.
by Annoying Mouse December 14, 2022
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Chad

an alpha, communist, that goes by the name of Toxici usually. You can often sense her chad aura from thousands of miles away. Gets all the ladies, a genuine ladies man, destroyer of simps. Treats girls with disrespect but still wins them over. a true alpha in mankind. Loves and looks up to Stalin, and hates capitalism... or do they.
Girl 1: WOW! you see that guy over there, hes so handsome and muscular, and downright awesome!
Girl 2: Yeah!!! he must be a chad
by misery9696 November 7, 2021
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Chad

Usually a bearded, muscular, bald headed man.
Hard working professional by day, prowling for cougars at the bar by night. Seen wearing shades (most likely stolen from your local gas station), jeans 2 sizes to big (pockets filled with $, a lighter & a pack of red senecas of course), white or black T (also 2 sizes to big), a fedora & an expensive looking pair of shoes that were traded for a half but let’s not forget the gold cross hanging from his neck & his shining fossil watch reflecting off of the charm in his eye. (Old school) Has 2 phones 1 for the bitches, & 1 for the low. Well groomed. Tatted af. Smooth. (Smoother than his freshly saved head) Expert in female biology. Freak in the sheets. Horse cock. Typical ladies man. Probably has enough kids (including the unknown) to fill up a mini bus. Chad is the alpha male, top dawg, when you need a hand in the street or to be bent over your sink, he’s the 1 to call. Never been in a 3 some but its a fantasy. Enjoys vacationing, evenings on the couch (after church of course) watching cops (his fav) & being called daddy. (Obviously) Loyalty & respect is the motto, player is the game. One to call you out on your bullshit & be the first one (&usually the last I mean only 1) to swing. Probably should be enrolled in anger management but if he isn’t, good luck Charlie.

All together Chad is the real deal, complete package. You will be a lucky woman if you end up with Chad.

Ladies: get em while you can

Gentlemen: be like Chad
Chad where is my child support money?
by Call em daddy September 9, 2020
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Chad

You're probably a big simp who is the worst leader of the football team! Chads are SIMP Horrible!
Hello Chad! Find more persons to simp for!
by NathanChats November 18, 2021
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Chad

Chad is every average white guy who thinks he is good at football but is ass at it and pulls no girls just guys
by ur pookie <3 March 20, 2025
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Chad

A Chad is a person who is a player and can get many girls to do different things with him. ill let your brain take you where it wants to go.
by theschoolphone January 20, 2022
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