California Potato Chip

Little dried chips of man chowder and pussy juice that you find stuck to the back seat of your car. Delicious with clam dip. Watch out for the BBQ version.

Don’t ride in his back seat because someone spilled a bag of California Potato Chips back there. You get pregnant or cut yourself.

by Masaj Marod February 9, 2025

California Hydra

A term used to describe the sexual act with a man with 2 strapons to the left and right of his penis and 3 busty asian women.

The first woman shoves the left penis into her mouth,
The 2nd woman rides the other penis with her ass,
The 3rd woman rides the right penis with her vagina

Each penile object must be at least 6-7' (get it because its from rap therefore funny) inches in size

"Oh yeah, i received the BEST california hydra last night."

by UmbrageGames August 16, 2025

california elmo

A person who smokes a shit ton of weed and loves to fish

That kids smoking and fishing what a California Elmo

by Undiedstick June 14, 2017

california nickel

Someone that is neutral in their attraction. They are neither ugly nor pretty. You are not usually opposed to being around them but would not invite them you your birthday party.

This girl is pretty hot.

Eh. She's a California Nickel.

by Iamthegullible December 17, 2013

california sunflower

A circular train of vag munchers, in which one female tounge punches the vaginal cavity of another famale while she gets her own vag consumed by another female. This represents the petals of the sunflower. In the middle of the cirlce consists a ninja star. A ninja star is the very chanllenging act in which four women are scissoring all at once. Thus representing the seeds or center of the Sunflower.

I walked into my dead grandma's book club and layed my eyes upon the most gloriuos california sunflower one could possibly ever witness.

by dertyjuiuytrfthyulop;[olytrhjk February 22, 2019

california rizz

Rizz sustained by exceptional prowess, or a cover of the song “California love” by 2pac

Person 1: “watchu know about that California Rizz”
Person 2: “California Rizz!”

by huckhillstom May 1, 2023

California Flapperjacking

When a man is about to cum during sex, he starts to violently masturbate, bending over and pointing his penis to cum in his own ass hole, the woman then licks it out.

I love California Flapperjacking

by Sussytoon July 1, 2025