Breathing

You should breathe sometime. It's better than absorbing oxygen through your skin.

Bro just try breathing. Don't be an idiot single celled organism hyou shite

by Vulcan-A1 January 30, 2022

Barely Breathing

Anthem for our country, our democracy, for Covid victims and victims of police brutality, all gasping for air.

"Barely Breathing" was a 1996 hit song from singer-songwriter Duncan Sheik, now to be sung in protest, shouted in the streets, whispered at the bedsides of the dying.

'Cause I am barely breathing
And I can't find the air

by Monkey's Dad July 13, 2020

Hopscotch Breath

When someone's breath stinks so bad you can see the green fumes from the outside of their mouth.

"That cheese pizza is giving you hopscotch breath"
"Your breath is doing hopscotch from all that sassafras tea"
"GAWD DAMN your breath is doing hopscotch please hopscotch away"

by Hopscotch101 January 24, 2021

No Breathing August

A TikTok trend where people try to not breath for the month of august, while being staged it still is treated seriously.

Person 1: Hey did you fail no breathing august yet?

Person 2: yea, I inhaled air into my lung and expelled it 😔

Person 1: I’m still going strong, seeya on the other side soilder.

by No breathing august man August 11, 2022

Take ten deep breaths underwater

Its what you say to Neo Nazis, incels and so called gnome hunter's on TikTok, for example:

Dude 1: "Now yuo see" / "aryan classic"
Dude 2: "Take ten deep breaths underwater, you fascist cunt"

by ToyBoy§§ July 5, 2023

The Breath Of Marseilles

What I call people with abscesses.

Person 1: do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now The Breath Of Marseilles.

by LAMASIMACIKOBACIKO January 10, 2025

red dragons breath

When your going down on a ginger and she queefs in your mouth.

I was having a good time eating a red head out in the downward dog position last night until she blasted my face with that red dragons breath.

by PuppyJack7 September 7, 2021