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Brandon

A guy with a massive cock that’ll make your insides hurt but I’m the best way.
Friend 1: Howd that date go last night?
Friend 2: he’s a total Brandon. I can barely walk today.
by Jdedsfj September 17, 2023
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brandon Sherriff

Wow Did you see the size of that head, damn brandon Sherriff its bigger then yours
by Jay Callaghan December 14, 2008
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Just call me brandon yo!

by realahhnword December 1, 2024
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Brandon

A clean looking Lebanese with Hella sty and flow, he is loaded beyond money, and drops loads on corner store employees. He has a pet dog named Ricky, and has a trained monkey named josh who is obsessed with his orangutang. Overall Brandon is the funniest person in the room always willing to give up a buck to see that thang droop.
That nigga Brandon just fucked my orangutang but hes got sty so ill let it slide.
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brandon latimer

very well might be the sexiest red haired man in the universe, once you lay eyes on a brandon latimer you may never find the same qualities in another man.
well damn susie, look at that model he thinks he is a brandon latimer
by magicman911 March 29, 2022
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The Brandon

To be so insecure you leave your shirt on during intercourse.
Brandon knew he had a muffin top so he decided to leave his shirt on while making love.

Dude he did the the brandon
by Gunnyrob April 6, 2023
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Brandon

That dudes such a Brandon
by Lilmitchy69 August 21, 2023
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