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bed carrot

1. A penis, dildo, or vibrator.

2. A guy to sleep with but nothing more.
Ex. 1. At her friends bachelorette party, Talia exclaimed, “Oh look, bed carrot!” when her friend unwrapped a dildo and the room exploded with laughter.

Ex. 2. When Jessica was talking to her friend about her recent bad date, she said “He wasn’t really my type, but he’s a great bed carrot.”
by Tisiphone Nyx May 30, 2018
mugGet the bed carrotmug.

moist the bed

Bro Sally and I stayed up texting last night . she said the next morning she "moist the bed". Damn bro through text?
by marconorman97 May 16, 2016
mugGet the moist the bedmug.

go to bed

Go to bed Jared you bloody arsehole.
by BigLadIzaac December 30, 2021
mugGet the go to bedmug.

bed dial

Bed Dial is exactly the same as Pocket Dial, except it`s when your phone is in your bed.
By rolling over on your phone while it is in your bed,an acquaintance is accidentally dialed.
"Hey,why did you call me at 3 am last night?
"Aw sorry dude,must have bed dialed"
by Blak Hoody April 8, 2015
mugGet the bed dialmug.

put to bed

"she put to bed three days after she started her leave"
by Arminkshipper August 7, 2024
mugGet the put to bedmug.
To discover that your partner has doubled down in retaliation for a recent relationship slight of yours.
Johnny Depp missed Amber Heard's birthday party, so he had to wake up on the grumpy side of the bed.
by AQuokka April 20, 2022
mugGet the Wake up on the grumpy side of the bedmug.

Bed

i had fun with your mom in bed last night
by anonymous March 28, 2022
mugGet the Bedmug.

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