Banute Beaver

A Beaver with Teeth as big as its head. It is also obese and has rabies.

Oh my that's one HUGE Banute Beaver.

by banutehaha June 18, 2018

Backwards beaver

A non-reciprocal 69; wood's getting eaten but the beaver remains high and dry

So I jumped on top ready for some fun, but all we did was Backwards Beaver

by anyevery March 22, 2021

shower beaver

A shower beaver is someone who continues to leave bottles, soap, rags, etc, at the bottom of the shower. Which causes to make a damn, and stop water.

Andy keeps knocking all the soap bottles to the ground of the shower, and leaving it. He’s such a shower beaver.

by EH3 May 23, 2018

beaver tea

An act by which the male, after having sex with a female steal's her panties without her knowledge and makes a cup of tea by soaking them in boiling water and then drinking the "tea"

"Hey Craig, this ice tea you brought in tastes like my wife"
Craig replies with" that's cause I made beaver tea out of your bitch wife's nickers.

by Fitzgibbon August 30, 2016

Beaverized

The outcome of A beaver being sexually assaulted by a meth head.

Being Beaverized can place you in a Beaverairum.

by Chloe1776 December 9, 2018

beaver damning

Verb; The days when your morning poops haven't been released yet and the logs build up throughout the day.

Joe drank his coffee in hopes to prevent beaver damning.

I wad beaver damning so hard the toilet had logs.

by Eksnep April 15, 2017

Oh beaver dam it

A play on the vulgar phrase "Damn it". It compares frustration to a beaver's dam. It was first used in 2022 as part of the Rouge Rovers web series in which it is used frequently when Pathfinder gets mad at somthing.

Perseverance: "Pathfinder, I haven't seen Opportunity for hours."
Pathfinder: "Oh beaver dam it."

by JettBrightonTheBoss111 July 15, 2022