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Fat Beaver

1. Also known as the Castor Gras. Appending fur (like that of a dog or other household pet) to the condom with an adhesive before commencing any sexual act involving penetration.

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I wanted to try something new last night with Tina, so I shaved my dog and glued the fur to my condom. This is known as a 'fat beaver', in memory of George Colpitts.
by The King of Old Broadway December 22, 2008
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Beaver Dam

The opposite of cock block-for females.
by Fllee68 February 13, 2020
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beaver reliever

A toy that someone brings to work to relieve stress... But once friends at work see it start to make very funny jokes at her and her beaver reliever expense.
"Emily what are you doing over there squeezing your beaver reliever? "
"Emily we are at work stop playing with your beaver reliever"
by Beaver reliever May 7, 2017
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Beaver

ME: The Beaver is the best animal to ever exist
Some random dude at Walmart: OK
by Spencer The Beaver God July 30, 2020
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coochie beaver

a beaver that comes and takes your coochie it is really bad for all the bois
the coochie beaver is a way of telling people i want to take your coochie
by why the fuuuuuuu November 6, 2020
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Beaver

Beaver is a good and loyal friend. He is kind. Asks how his friend are and comforts them if they are sad. He rather wants others opinion on something than his. If you’re friends with him, keep him. You’ll never know if your friendship can last a lifetime! And also, he’s single can be a really good boyfriend if you what I’m saying 😉
Boy 1: Are you friends with Beaver?
Boy 2: Yup! He’s good. Wanna meet him?
by beber November 23, 2021
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angry beaver

Used to describe a raunchy p***y

Usually a hairy unclean place to do business.

An angry beaver is not something you want to mess with.
Adam, you don't wanna mess with that chick over there, I can smell her angry beaver all the way from here!
by Adamskiop August 13, 2016
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