Fat bastard

A person who is incapable of doing any sort of activity other than shovelling copious amounts of shite down his throat as cum dribbles down his tower of chins

There’s flozzychops, I heard he’s a fat bastard

by anonymous November 30, 2021

hair bastard

a bald person who tries to convince people that they have hair

person 1: NO I SWEAR I HAVE HAIR, IM A HAIR BASTARD!!
person 2: I’m really not convinced bro

by archielmao February 8, 2021

Chubby Bastard Baby

A Chubby Bastard Baby is when the baby that has just been born and is very fat.

Wife: OMG babe look at how beautiful our baby is!

Husband: Fuckin hell that’s a Chubby Bastard Baby, I’m outa here.

by ChunkyChestnut February 9, 2022

tag bastard

When you miss type rat bastard and send it to your friend.

“You tag bastard!” “What does that mean?”

by Quacky boy21 March 19, 2021

you fokking bastard

you fokking bastard is what you say to a fokking twat who is fokking sthcewpid

YOU FOKKING BASTARD THAT WAS ME BLOODY CAR

by tw@t August 24, 2021

Pommy bastard

Any person from England you dirty pommy tranny English bastards go stick on a dress dirty sheep shagging bastards same with the Americans dirty tranny bastards!! Either if ur not English or are it you see this I’m gonna chop ur mum up you fat slag and you up

Did you see the pommy bastards o ye he was the biggest hairiest faggots I have ever seen

by I’mgonnakillall you Americans December 12, 2021

All cops are bastard

Often times used to say all cops are bastard.

I praise anarchism and peace, but acab men. All cops are bastard.

by dovahkiin4201 December 15, 2018