Baked Jealousy

The feeling when someone has a delicious baked good (bread, croissants, cake, muffins), and you don't.

Brigid got chocolate croissants for her birthday and now I'm filled with baked Jealousy.

by IncipientMedusa February 9, 2021

Bake my potato

This is a very common phrase used amongst only the very rambunctious humans. It refers to the process whereby one flicks their partners anus like flicking marble but at excessively high speeds. The friction forces generated in the area result in enormous amounts of heat. Once the heat is generated a potato is then placed gingerly against the anus. Thermal conduction heat transfer causes the potato to bake.
Hence the term “bake my potato”.

1: i’m hungry, can you bake my potato

2: yessir I will do that now
1: that would be very chollom

by Poppyseed Monkey February 6, 2025

Baked Bean

The mental state you enter when you a baked off your head from an overindulgence of THC.

Im gonna turn into a baked bean tomorrow arvo because dead beet is coming over with the THC vape.

by Private bineng February 28, 2019

cat baking

when a baby makes cookies for the granny

i love videos of cat baking

by periodwithtrans February 2, 2023

baking the beans

What -usually a cat- or anyone else does by putting there feet -or paws- by a heat source.

"Awww look at your cat! He's baking his lil beans by the fire"

Just you know... baking the beans.

by DragonsBane07312000 March 31, 2021

Baking the sheets

1. The act of one or more homospapiens engaging in the action of smoking the doobies and or pot smoking whilst making an attempt to conver the smell with a dryer sheet.

2. The use of a dryer sheet on either the room vents or through the use of a toilet paper roll to cover the scent of your weed smoke.

(If you attempt this action keep in mind that you may think it works but in fact you are too toasted to realize that you are just committing the act of douchebaggery and everyone knows what you are doing.)

Jack: Hey what is that smell?

Mikko: That is just my cockblocking roommate baking the sheets.

Jack: Oh that's why I smell mountain fresh air mixed with weed and a hint of ass. What a douchebag.

Mikko: Agreed, lets wait until he is totally blazed then drop him off in front of Flamethrowers down town.

by Plagued Soul August 13, 2010

baked fart

Just before getting out of your car on a hot day, you let SBD rip. When getting back in your car, you are hit in the face with a waft of hot fart worse than when you ripped it.

Dude, what crawled up you and died to make a baked fart that bad. My eyes are watering.

by LazyGecko October 15, 2015