bum butter 

The butter like substance you find between the sweaty crack of someones behind.

My new girlfriend is really hot, it's too bad about her serious bum butter problem.

bum butter by Monamourski March 2, 2008

bum noodles 

-long skinny poo comes in long countinous lines
-slang term for hemorrhoids

"I was makin my own noodles after tea last night 'bum noodles'"

"Yo man check out those bum noodles, they are like hell on my ass."

bum noodles by bourkes May 14, 2005

bum dicked 

being taken advantage of or tricked by a drunken Bum.

A bum sits outside a conveniance store. hes asks an unsuspecting person (Melvin) to by him some beer. (Melvin) says OK, gimme the money. Bum says "Im to drunk to take it out of my pocket can you grab it for me?"...........and you can guess who gets bum dicked from here.

bum dicked by Peter Frampton May 13, 2006

bum slave 

someone, usually male, that feels ensnared by ass and craves it. these people will do anything to tickle your brown eye, beware!

tom, your such a fucking bum slave!

bum slave by ducky3010 August 2, 2006

Bum Bum FJ 

The act of sexually arousing someone's bum using only your feet.

"Let's go back to your place and give each other bum bum fjs!"

Bum Bum FJ by Rawhide C September 12, 2006

bum-chutney 

a more modern and effective word for describing having the shits.

my arse is on fire, ive been suffering from a cronic case of bum-chutney. or. oh jesus christ the dogs shot bum-chutney all over the skirting board again.

bum-chutney by rockout27 July 6, 2007

bum stunting 

When two men of dubious sexual orientation practice the art of homosexual sex. The fact that they are not confirmed homosexuals, means this is just a little experiment, that they can later put down to doing a bit of "stunting"
Often men who are ragrded as very tough or very cool, will indulge in some recreational bum stunting without the knowledge of any of their friends. Bum Stunting is prevelent in most male macho activities, for example, boxing, shooting, motorcycle riding, wife beating, mountain bike riding and more. It can also be used as a term when something painful happens to your rectal area.

"Wow the boys are so macho, no one would ever guess that they all go and Bum Stuntin in the sheds after practise!"

"I really have a thing for mountain bike riders from hornsby, but I am a little concerned about them as I have heard they like to practice the art of Bum Stunting"

And Finally

"Rob got thrown off his Mountian bike the other day and got smashed in the ass by his bike, I think it was trying to Bum Stunt Him..."

bum stunting by Sydney Girl #1 C**T October 23, 2007