BANG THE BUTTON

IT WAS KNOWN THAT MAD MARK "HELL" MR "HELL HIMSELF HAD A TUNE BLARING FROM THE OLD TAPE CASSETTE STEREO IN HIS SWEDISH MAGAZINE WHILE DOING A DEVIL DASH INTO HOLBECK UK WOULD BANG THE BUTTON EVERY TWO AND A HALF MINUTES OR SO TO REWIND THE TUNE AS HE MADE HIS WAY WITH FURVER NO LESS - THE VERSE BEING ONE APPERTAINING AND HINTING AT FUTURE EVENTS - QUOTE ...."JUST STEP ASIDE GIRL AND JUMP INTO MY CAR - ILL GIVE YOU OVERKILL - WITH ME YOU WILL GO FAR" - THE SONG BEING AN OLD PUNK ROCK NUMBER THAT WAS PERFORMED AT THE ROXY LONDON CIRCA 1976 AND WITH THE TUNE UNDERWAY THE SINGER CALLED OUT "LETS SEE YOU FUCKNG MOVE" TO WHICH SATAN OBLIGED (IN OR OUT OF TIME WHO COULD TELL) AND AGAIN THE PERFORMANCE WAS ON SURVIELANCE CAMERAS AND STORED ON THE PIGSHIT PLODS COMPUTER DATABASE THAT WAS HACKED TO ALLOW FOR THE FOOTAGE TO BE AIRED IN ONE SCENE INPARTICULAR DURING ONE OF THE TO BE EPIIC MOVIES THAT ARE TO BE SHOWN AT ALL MOVIE THEATRES IN TIMES TO COME IRRISPECTIVE OF ANY BLEATS OF OBJECTION BY PIGSHITS AND ALL OTHER KNOWN SYSTEMITES -

TO BANG THE BUTTON IS WHAT I CRAVE FOR IN SO MUCH AS THE DEVIL AND ME ARE GONNA GET IT ON BIGTIME ...AND AGAIN AND AGAIN IS WHAT ITS GONNA BE AND I GOT ASSJUICE UP THERE YOU KNOW NOT SOME KINDA PIGSHIT LIKE THE GASGIMP LOT HAVE GOT GOING ON OR SO I HEAR ABOUT INSIDE MY ORGANIC COMPUTER MIND -

by NAIL BANGER June 7, 2018

logang bang

A stupid name given to someone named logan

Look over their it's logang bang

by S_LUC1FER_666 October 9, 2023

swang and bang

US slang: a style of fighting based on all-out aggression!

"feel like I wanna swang n bang" - Kirko Bangz
"we come to swang and bang" - E.S.G.

by urmomurdad&urdog October 10, 2023

Jing Bang

Meaning the OG group or family

I caught up with the Jing Bang on the weekend, for coffee

by Betty Davice September 8, 2022

Bang Beasts

A group activity for all the homies where you play popular video game "Gang Beasts" but also partake In pumping some ho doggy style if you win a round, the "pumper" can not partake in the next road until he climaxes.

This continues until the ho starts bleeding from all the hardcore banging.

The winner is whoever has the best sexual performance ranked from 1-5 by the ho combined with the total rounds of gang beasts won.

Bro you and yo girl wanna come over for Bang Beasts, she can be the ho.

by RealN1zz October 18, 2022

Bang sand

Bang sand is another way of telling someone to go fuck themselves.

Go bang sand

by Marty Byrde November 1, 2022

Bang Sack

A rogue walmart bag floating around the parking lot that a lonely freak stumbles upon and mangles it into a practically non-existent jizz dumpster. Very practical and quite useful as a bartering chip at local pawn shops.

Nathyam: I really want that buttplug you got behind the counter but all I have is this BANG SACK
Tyler: I've never seen a finer piece of merchandise in my life, you got any more?
Wheep: WOW! how neat, I'll have to find me one of those beauties.

by Creamy Dudlius December 7, 2021