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asshole

Someone you might flip the bird to. Drivers driving too fast; driving too slow; talking on a cell; stereo with too much bass; driving a vehicle blowing smoke.

Maybe not even driving. Parked vehicle with a wailing siren. Late at night, that would be a FUCKING ASSHOLE, the worst kind.
by Typical User September 9, 2006
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Asshole

Someone who is a total and complete jack ass
MASON was talking to WALTER and he was like "omg. I hate you just cause your you." and then KUPFER walks up and beats the crap out of walter just for mason. and walter gets up and walks away mumbling "damn you're an asshole."
by Alyssaisthecoolest.promisss January 11, 2008
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Arabian Asshole

the last hit of the bowl thats all ash. its black and white, and tastes like ass, therefore named Arabian Asshole.
Dan ripped the last hit and it was arabian asshole. no bueno!
it was not the og kush he hoped for.
by niccck jk lol July 1, 2010
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flaming asshole

An All-American male with so much confidence he never gives your corpse a second thought as he flys on past. Nowadays used either in the physical or emotional sense.

Now more often associated with sports car driving habits - but originally it meant top gun type, fighter pilots. Originally it was a reference to how fighter jet afterburners looked like flaming (circular) assholes when they flew past targets and the type of personality that flew those planes. Moving too fast and having too much fun to care about the victims left behind.
Tom Cruise may never have been a real Top Gun pilot but he sure has most of the flaming asshole personality quirks that define such flyers.
by Well-Duh May 27, 2009
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asshole is throwing up

the involuntary act of shitting which usually leaves your asshole burning. this is when you have a case of the runs, and you finally make it to the toilet and your gut involuntaryly sucks in and the shit squirts out automaticly. Jus like puking but out the other end. the only difference is that u cant use your finger to induce this kind of throwing up!
man 1: Damn man that didnt take long!
man 2: Yeah I know...thats cause ma asshole is throwing up.
by kristyrose2727 May 21, 2007
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asshole

Usually an exit-only hole on the body. But fists, dicks, and feet fit nicely there.
by Hammer2003 November 19, 2007
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socked out asshole

Medical term describing the resulting injury from anal sex when the male pulls out so fast that his shaft gets caught in the participating female's anus and proceeds to rip her colon out of her ass. The colon then proceeds to hang from the anus.
Fred: "Janie's parents walked in on us last night when I was pounding her from behind"
Sam: "What happened?"
Fred: "I pulled out so fast that I gave her a socked out asshole"
Sam: "That must have been embarrassing"
Fred: "Nah, it happens all the time"
by THESOCKMASTER October 25, 2006
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