Australium is a fiction metal from the team fortress 2 universe that hyper extends the human lifespan, and can be used as a nuclear super fuel. Found only in Australia, this yellow metal grants Australians; great strength, mustaches, and Australia shaped chest hair.
Australium plays a crucial role in most things in the team fortress 2 comics, such as allowing the gravel wars to continue by extending the Mann brother's lifespan's, being a motivation for the administrator, and possibly leading to Medic getting killed and going to hell for a short time.
Australium plays a crucial role in most things in the team fortress 2 comics, such as allowing the gravel wars to continue by extending the Mann brother's lifespan's, being a motivation for the administrator, and possibly leading to Medic getting killed and going to hell for a short time.
You're probably asking, "Saxton, how can I build a life extending machine?" well, first you'd need some Australium, and good luck, 'cause it's hard to come by.
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A trucker and his wife go into a rest stop. The trucker takes a lot of laxatives and stimulates. The truckers wife lays her head in the toilet facing up, the trucker strips naked, the trucker lets lose his liquid storm of fury on her face, then they both buy a sandwich without cleaning or changing.
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