Math

A subject that is as useful as fucking a cactus
"Dude, last math class was soooo boring"
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Math(s)

A bullshit definition used by British people. This form of the the conjugation "mathematics" takes advantage of the rule of singular and plural conjugations. However the word is a conjunction of ab(remove) + scindere (tear). Literally then, to tear or cut apart, as the x-axis does to the coordinate plane. The main root is closely related to the Latin root from which we get the word scissor. The mathematical use of the term was apparently coined by Leibniz around 1855. In addition, this form of the word math(s) creates a paradox against the possessive rule of grammar.
Example: I enjoy math class
-"Not," I enjoy math(s) class
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Math

The one thing that everybody hates and sucks at.
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Math

Girl 1: Whats up next
Girl 2: Math
Girl 2: Kill me.
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Math

It is the lesbian sister of biology
Son : Dad, what is math?
Dad : Son, math is just the lesbian sister of Biology
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"Yo bro, I just had an insane and intense session of Math!
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