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Jason

He’s an annoying little rat that everyone hates
Ew look it’s jason
by Uh ok..... May 6, 2024
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jason hook

One who is obsessed with his own penis, he is always touching it, or trying to show it to people. Cannot get through a day without spanking the monkey. Has poor hygiene, often smells like jizz . So ladies, if you detect that subtle hint of ammonia run for the hills. Should you show any interest, you will be bombarded with explicit texts mms and emails, these communications will only increase if you tell him you are no longer interested.

Jason Hook is a sub class of sex pest
"OMG, I was on person.com last night looking for a hottie, I found a dude who would not stop soliciting me, even when I told him I'm not interested"

"Dude, you have found a Jason Hook, run for the hills"
by midnight cowgirl September 20, 2013
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Jason Wandler

jason wandler is the homie
by ehsuchr November 15, 2021
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by PUSSS destroyer February 19, 2019
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Jason

When your always making excuses so you don’t have to get beat in a competition.
Did his power really go out? Or is he just pulling a Jason.
by Official duckgang January 7, 2022
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Jason

A dirty, grotty person who thinks he's hilarious, most of the time is is though lol
Me: Hi Jason!
Jason: Wanna hear a dirty joke?
Me: ye
by GlogGlobgabgalab November 6, 2019
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JASON

Someone who could be described as strange, weird, jarring, or lives on a council estate
You know that Cameron?

Yeh he’s a massive Jason
by Dodgeball October 15, 2022
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