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Child

A parasite that feeds off of you until it sucks away everything you have left
Person 1: Why must we own a child

Person 2: Its never to late for abortion
by Lil_Yeet January 21, 2020
mugGet the Childmug.

Flower Child

Named for their affinity to marijuana, especially Sinsemilla which is the flower of the cannabis plant.
my mom was a flower child back in the 70s, she says weed today is a lot stronger
by mr bleakarm January 15, 2023
mugGet the Flower Childmug.

early hood-child education.

A more challenging version of early childhood education which requires a very patient and empathetic care taker or teacher who can properly deal with the effects of the social issues and undesirable home life affecting young children from less fortunate circumstances in a severely negative way, usually manifested in the form of acting out, temper tantrums, screaming, biting, hitting and sometimes cussing. This term can refer to younger children of ANY race in ANY demographic to one degree or another as a result of a wide variety of negative family circumstances and/or negative upbringings, but does NOT include those children who may be mentally disabled. Here, the term "hood", in this context, merely refers to a rough neighborhood which has a higher percentage of broken, less fortunate families, and is NOT being used in a derogatory manner.
Gwyn is majoring in early childhood education, but sometimes feels like she is practicing early hood-child education. Especially when she needs to calmly deal with being bitten, scratched in the face or hit by certain children in daycare.
by Ohioguy October 31, 2022
mugGet the early hood-child education.mug.

Reagan’s child

Typically referencing someone who comes across as ignorant. Especially due to political affiliation. Not because they follow Reagan’s ideology, but more so because Reagan helped dismantle healthcare for mentally ill and mentally disturbed people. Best coupled with ‘Bless Your Heart
While in a thread on social media, Dave knew his opponent was mentally incompetent. So Dave told his opponent; Bless Your Heart Reagan’s child
by MuscleMouseMike May 19, 2024
mugGet the Reagan’s childmug.

Child

Some one who is between 6-14. A little kid or young child.
Hey look!
What..
she’s a child she’s 14
Oh
by Children & teen worker March 31, 2019
mugGet the Childmug.

I love child labour

Obama: I love child labour . Your mom: porn is better
by Djsjsjfnsadk July 26, 2022
mugGet the I love child labourmug.
I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is The Child Prodigy Of The Insignia
I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is The Child Prodigy Of The Insignia
by ZiberiaGetOutOfLifevisu April 8, 2025
mugGet the I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is The Child Prodigy Of The Insigniamug.

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