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Napalm boyfriend

A boyfriend who's so clingy it destroys the relationship.
"She told me we need some space, what should I do?"
"Bro, you need to stop being such a napalm boyfriend."
by Nervous_Language November 18, 2021
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Boyfriend

A male person who is destined to be a footnote in your sexual history. All your shared memories with him will eventually exist only in your fading memory. Your relationship with him was started specifically so that it could end eventually. The essence of your relationship is to extract pleasure from him as possible before he or you ultimately disappoint and the relation is over. In our throw away society, he is eventually relegated to the trash heap and replaced by the new shiny boy who you take down from the shelf. As the nurse in the waiting room says: "NEXT!" And, as has been said before: "Men are like buses; wait a few minutes and another will come along."
I broke up with my boyfriend because I could not believe he liked strawberry ice cream.
by Curmudgeoncake November 20, 2021
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Boyfriend

Something that I don't have
I don't have a boyfriend, I guess my sexiness scares the off
by Ur-Mom-Gots-It-Goin-On March 10, 2022
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Boyfriend

A friend that's a guy whom other guys do not have sex with.
by Patrick the Starfish001 March 20, 2022
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boyfriend

maybe you should go and find one of these instead of looking here for one.
hey bro, did you here Anna got a boyfriend?”

“Yo, what the fuck is a boyfriend?”
by paigesv4mpxo March 29, 2022
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ski boyfriend

fake boyfriend you have when skiing; like a work boyfriend
Maddy has a ski boyfriend, he’s all she talks about
by jyllhatesabey January 28, 2022
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Rent-A-Boyfriend

When several guys go on a fun trip with women in the middle of the desert surrounded by a lot of drinking, gambling and weird crackheads aka tweakers who creep them out!! When this happens they refer to this term as a way of protection.
“Omg we love our Rent-A-Boyfriends” “Omg where’s the Rent-A-Boyfriends I’m getting creeped out
by Hockeynatty13 January 30, 2022
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