boyfriend

an excuse. go get absolutely fucking wasted

i want a boyfriend. same thing as saying i wanna black out

by callmeurdadbiatch May 23, 2021

My mom's boyfriend

A fucking discord bit that has sex with our moms to make our tupperbox children/siblings/assholes.

Tupperbox/my mom's boyfriend: Tupper Registered!
Mom: Yes.
Legit the whole discord server: A child.

by Lavender The Bitch May 24, 2021

my uncultured boyfriend

my boyfriend doers not know who Dove Cameron is.
we are not alike.
Perish.

person 1: hey! Dove Cameron in Descendants.. am I right ?? :D
my uncultured boyfriend: ... who's that slag?
person 2: *shhakes head in dibelief* so uncultured :(

by coolswag&delicious April 22, 2021

boyfriend arms

squishy strong arms that can carry things, good for hugs

Park Jongseong has boyfriend arms.

by wonieluvr November 3, 2021

Armory boyfriend

The boyfriend that looks out for you best interest and is overprotective and possessive. Always wants to talk and know how you are doing. Will make you the happiest you’ve ever been.

He’s so caring he must be an armory boyfriend

by Alannatheduck November 13, 2021

Napalm boyfriend

A boyfriend who's so clingy it destroys the relationship.

"She told me we need some space, what should I do?"
"Bro, you need to stop being such a napalm boyfriend."

by Nervous_Language November 18, 2021

Boyfriend

A male person who is destined to be a footnote in your sexual history. All your shared memories with him will eventually exist only in your fading memory. Your relationship with him was started specifically so that it could end eventually. The essence of your relationship is to extract pleasure from him as possible before he or you ultimately disappoint and the relation is over. In our throw away society, he is eventually relegated to the trash heap and replaced by the new shiny boy who you take down from the shelf. As the nurse in the waiting room says: "NEXT!" And, as has been said before: "Men are like buses; wait a few minutes and another will come along."

I broke up with my boyfriend because I could not believe he liked strawberry ice cream.

by Curmudgeoncake November 20, 2021