Emily Mikhail 8)

Emily is an outstanding person you would love to be friends with. Girls that see Emily are jealous because they can’t shoot 3’s like her. She is the BEST best friend you could ever ask for. Emily can be loud but fun to hang out with. She offers for help everyday, and is a very helpful friend you would want. Emily is amazing, outstanding, compassionate, courageous, trustworthy, empathic, and a lot more! If you were ever looking for a friend give her a call because you want friends like her.

Emily Mikhail is the definition of the GREATEST BEST FRIEND EVER

Group of Kids: “I’ve heard she’s a good friend”
Her friends: “She’s an amazing friend!”
Group of friends: “I want to be friends with Emily Mikhail 8)”

by smile=always June 8, 2019

July 8, 2022

The day where Canadians experienced a nation-wide internet outage, causing people to flock to the nearest malls and Starbucks to use its Wi-Fi. Public apparatuses such as ATMs and PoS systems were rendered unusable, forcing thousands of businesses across Canada to close shop for the day.

Also goes to show that Canada's internet monopoly needs to fucking die (and lower their damn prices).

Guy 1: Hey remember July 8, 2022?
Guy 2: Wasn't that the day where Rogers themselves couldn't even access the internet to announce the outage?
Guy 1: Ye lol

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 9, 2022

Emily Mikhail 8)

Emily is an outstanding person you would love to be friends with. Girls that see Emily are jealous because they can’t shoot 3’s like her. She is the BEST best friend you could ever ask for. Emily can be loud but fun to hang out with. She offers for help everyday, and is a very helpful friend you would want. Emily is amazing, outstanding, compassionate, courageous, trustworthy, empathic, and a lot more! If you were ever looking for a friend give her a call because you want friends like her.

Emily Mikhail is the definition of the GREATEST BEST FRIEND EVER

Group of Kids: “I’ve heard she’s a good friend”
Her friends: “She’s an amazing friend!”
Group of friends: “I want to be friends with Emily Mikhail 8)”

by smile=always June 8, 2019

8 Mile Tourette's

A neurological disorder characterized by involuntary freestyle raps from the movie 8 Mile and often the compulsive utterance of obscenities and complete battles from said film.

I can't sleep in because Rick's 8 Mile Tourette's is acting up and has him screaming about Clarence going to private school.

by Princess Weekend October 20, 2017

8 Inch Sag

When a man or teen is wearing tight-often microfiber-underwear and he has a large scrotum and testicles but a tiny penis that gives off the appearence of having a eight-to-twelve inch penis.

"There was this guy at the gym who looked like a stud in his boxers, but when he took a shower it was just an 8 inch sag."

by Bass Drop Donnie July 3, 2012

The 8 Track Man

The 8 Track man is one of the deadliest forces on the planet, scorned from being obsoleted he comes in the night and tears out the eyes of people who fall asleep while listeng to a walkman, Cd walkman, or any sort of Mp3 player.

Dude 2: Shit Dude, what the hell happend to your eyes???

Dude 1: I dunno i went to sleep listening to my Ipod and woke up with no eyes....

Dude 2: Duuude... The 8 Track Man got you dude

by Jimmy-Mac Fee August 17, 2009

8 whole sexes

World record of sexes, basketball cardio. “Blanks by 4”

8 WHOLE SEXES

by Reefington June 10, 2023