Shreya Noob

One of the best person you will ever meet. She's kind, funny as well as stupid. She's lovable, cute but noob. The only problem is, she will always threat you saying "Ekta thatiye chor marbo". Females with this name always fall in love with someone who's name starts with a 'T'. So if you are one of them, cheers..

Shreya Noob is totally justified.

by Mepro November 23, 2021

Noob Bear

A dead meme from 2016 from 9GAG and it died realy early...
Noob bear is a meme used to describe things, if you for example are in the start of a game you need armour and you take what you have. The bear on the meme has a bucket as helmet and that's why he is called noob bear, he couldn't find better armour so he took what he had.

Beginner: Shit, I need armour! Oh look, a paper armour! I take it!
Pro: OMG! You're such a noob bear! Boi you suck

by ElvinosDelfinos December 12, 2016

Noob

A general term, often referring to extremely low skill gamers, who consistently use broken weapons, triple category spam, claim there the best. They often will win, only because the games noobs generally play games like pixel gun 3d, call of duty and others.

Noob:*gets new best weapon in game*

*misses every other shot*
*kills you because of a one shot kill with area damage, lifesteal, bleeding, poison, and burning.*
Noob:”I’m soo good you guys are trash”
Everyone: p2w

by That handle is in use by November 2, 2019

Lawn Noob

someone who has a turf/fake lawn, and mows/waters it.

Look at that lawn noob trying to water that turf

by fakeandfake April 16, 2011

NOOB

Can be used to describe a NEW THING, e.g. "this word is a NOOB, only being used since..." (UK)

"This word is a NOOB, Ngram viewer confirms really widespread since the 2010s"
see here:

by waanaabe August 18, 2025

Noob Nugget

A dumbfuck who can't do the simplest things!

Person 1: WHY CAN'T I DRINK WATER?!?
Person 2: Maybe you're just a noob nugget.

by kaaurid June 8, 2022

Immense noob

A person that talks condenscendingly in order to win an argument when in reality they are highly stupid.

Karen was insistent that calling some a Karen is morally worse than calling someone the n-word. "Do you just not understand why its worse, did you not go to college or something", smirked Karen in a patronising manner. Karen is an immense noob.

by Elle394 May 24, 2020