shall I bang you

A term used by year sevens who think their hard

Year 11: do you need help finding your class
Year 7: shall I bang you fam
*year 7 gets punted like a football*

by Jared the wanking pelican June 25, 2023

You choose

When you ask your boyfriend what you should eat for dinner and he says you choose.
(You’re indecisive)

Goes for “your choice” “you decide” “up to you” aswell.

Girlfriend: what do you want for dinner?
Boyfriend: you choose.

by RoosterRing543 January 30, 2025

Fuck you

You hate someone, so much. Fuck them.

Bob:yo tim is kyle here?

Tim:Shut the fuck up of course not!

Bob:Damn, i really wanted to give him this leftover weed i got from the market

Tim:What?

Bob:What?

Kyle:Sorry i was la- oh, Tim is here..

Tim: Fuck you Kyle.

Kyle: Fuck you bitch.

Bob:woah! Settle down fellas! Anyway heres your weed kyle.

Kyle:Thanks B.

Tim: *slowly reaches for phone to call the cops*

Bob & Kyle:Dont you dare.

(disclaimer: i do not have any friends called kyle, tim or bob)

by Discord Luigi July 28, 2022

You in my business?

You in my business?? dont do thattt😂

Friend: “ ayo who tht girl you talkin to?”
Me: “you in my business? dont do thaaat”

by OdellJahh November 5, 2020

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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

Thank you, very cool

When used with a screenname, a good way to point out a probable troll. Especially useful in a long comment war, when you can see that people are taking things way more seriously than they were probably intended.

Thank you, Cirke, very cool

Thank you, MasterBaiter, very cool

Thank you, NotAFed, very cool

Thank you, very cool, YoMamma

by RecoveringKaren June 20, 2023

If you wanna bite the stork’s ankle you gotta edge the mollusk

The saying "If you wanna bite the stork's ankle, you gotta edge the mollusk" metaphorically conveys the idea that in order to achieve a difficult or desired outcome, one must be willing to undertake unconventional or challenging actions. The stork's ankle represents a valuable and elusive target, while the mollusk symbolizes a barrier or obstacle that must be overcome. Edging the mollusk implies a careful and deliberate approach, taking small, precise steps to navigate around or overcome the obstacle. Therefore, the saying suggests that to achieve something significant, one must be willing to embrace unconventional methods and patiently work through challenges.

Person: You know what they say?
Person 2: what?
Person: If you wanna bite the storks ankle…
Person 2: you gotta edge the mollusk!
Both: aahhh! (Laughter)
Person 2: They do say that
Person 1 mmm
“If you wanna bite the stork’s ankle you gotta edge the mollusk”

by The BrGr February 9, 2024