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"I reject your reality and substitute my own" is often said when someone is completely unwilling to accept the truth and instead chooses to create their own version of reality. It's often used in a joking or sarcastic way to poke fun at people who are being stubborn or delusional.
Person 1: Dude, you failed the test. You need to study more next time.
Person 2: I reject your reality and substitute my own. I actually aced the test, but the teacher accidentally marked my answers wrong.
Person 1: Uh, yeah right. Keep telling yourself that.
by Obv troll is obvious April 8, 2023
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i love you most

a phrase for when you love someone, unarguably, the most.
"Wow, I love you most" Piper said to her girlfriend Sam (who profusely argues that she loves Piper the most)
by pippypeabody July 29, 2020
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And I oop- sksksksksks

And I oop- Started out as a simple meme that later on got stolen by the vsco tik tok girls. They use the term Adn I oop When they make a mistake, mostly followed by "sksksksksksk"
vsco girl*drops HydRoFlasK*
vsco girl And I oop- sksksksksks
boy Wtf is wrong with you
by DylanDotA August 16, 2019
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i need your holes asap

Someone who would like to rail you that instant
Boy-Wanna fuck

Girl-sure
Boy-I need your holes asap
by Avl November 27, 2021
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I

A pout pout fish I have become…
But you do know how to make the pout come to an end😘

You know I love you!!!!
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Why am I on Dunlavy?

Refers to street in Houston one commonly ends up on if they are lost.

Phrase is used for when someone is experiencing temporary insanity (possibly from a caffeine overdose) and either jumps to and from multiple topics in one conversation or winds up in the middle of nowhere when driving to a destination they have been to multiple times.
Person 1: Wait, I thought we were talking about the health care plan and now you're talking about shopping for your mother's birthday present?

Person 2: Why am I on Dunlavy?
by Dunlavy December 28, 2010
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