Certified Maple Leaf Moment

When you've been going hard all year, only to fuck it up miles away from the finish line

Watching my daughter give up the winning goal in the 1st round playoff - game 7 to be exact, was a certified maple leaf moment for our family, filled with disappointment and frustration.

by BigGucciFucci April 28, 2024

Kylie and Rylie moment

when your name is Kylie and your friends name is Rylie and you have a moment!

They both have 💀 parents that is such a Kylie and Rylie moment.

by Justdis May 12, 2024

take a moment, count my guap

Big 14, know what the fuck goin' on
Ayy
Hold up, take a moment, count my guap, count my guap
All these racks bomin' in, they bomin' in, hold up, ayy
Count my guap, count my guap
Cannot stop comin' in, comin' in
Pulled up in a drop-top, she drop dead
I pulled up in a drop-top, she drop dead
My diamonds dancin', hopscotch, they holdin' hands
My diamonds dancin', hopscotch, they holdin' hands, yeah
Hold up, I don't know what planet I'm on (don't know, don't know)
I'm the king, lil' bitch, watch the throne (watch the throne)
I feel like Valdo, I'll chop off your arms (off your arms, yeah), yeah
Steady causin' havoc, yeah (causin' havoc)
Bitch, I'm ballin' hard just like a maverick (yeah)
Money stretch long, lil' bitch, like elastic (yeah)
Now that bitch steady callin' me Mr. Fantastic, yeah, ayy
Know I keep a ratchet (a ratch')
If you play, boy, I'll turn your ass to ashes (ah)
Automatic, doo-doo-doo-doo, bitch, I'm blastin' (doo-doo-doo-doo)
Yeah, ooh, put you in a casket (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Money sit long, it's elastic
I don't know what planet I'm on (I'm on Mars)
I'm the king, lil' bitch, watch the throne (chop your arms, yeah)
I feel like Valdo, I'll chop off your arms (watch the throne), yeah

Trippe Redd: Hold up
Travis Scott: what?
Trippe Redd: Take a moment
Travis Scott: Why, to do what?
Trippe Redd: take a moment, count my guap

by Why_are_we_here_just_to_suffer May 25, 2024

Epic Gamer Moment

A psychotic and often retarded act, that has been done in a way that video gamers—who are often psychotic, due to prolonged internet culture exposure—tend to goon and praise as good and based, when in reality, it’s morally questionable, and oftentimes abhorrent to those who have a functioning frontal lobe.

Historian: “Ho Chi Minh killed thousands of actually innocent people, due to an edict he made during the war...”

Terminally online HOI4 player: “Well, that was certainly an epic gamer moment from Vietnam.”

Historian: “He later made a public apology, idiot.”

by luigimario1997 June 13, 2024

hot pink momma

A woman that is so ugly on the inside she radiates negativity and vile words are spoken. Hot because you don't want to touch that personality type. Pink because it's slang for a prostitute and momma is because it's an older woman.

Whoa! When that hot pink momma walks in the room, everyone's blood turns cold.

Lpok at that hot pink momma over there blasting her man for coming home late.

The party was a hit! We all had a great experience, until that hot pink momma arrived.

by Interpret-this July 7, 2024

Come to Moses Moment

A phrase commonly used as a replacement in business terms utilized by non-Christians as a replacement for the common terminology "Come to Jesus Moment". First used by two non-gentile software engineers July 15th 2024.

We were trying to solve this issue but the vendor was not in agreement. It's time for a come to Moses moment.

by anonymous July 15, 2024

Come to Moses Moment

A phrase commonly used as a replacement in business terms utilized by non-Christians as a replacement for the common terminology "Come to Jesus Moment". First used by two non-gentile software engineers July 15th 2024.

We were trying to solve this issue but the vendor was not in agreement. It's time for a come to Moses moment.

by anonymous July 15, 2024