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National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day

Got a girlfriend/boyfriend?

Fuck them on this very special day!
Person 1:Hey dude guess what.

Person 2:What?

Person 1:It's National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day
by gwagwazk October 31, 2022
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National stick your face in your girl's boobies day

Yes july 28th is the day where you get to nuzzle your face in the best of both worlds with no complaints
I can go and stick my face in my girlfriend's boobies because its national stick your face in your girl's boobies day!
by johndeerdivadome March 16, 2024
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your ass is mine

A threat. Used to indicate the speaker's intent to exact serious retribution from the owner of said ass. The literal threat is that the speaker will take ownership of the ass as their property and will freely penetrate the anus at their discretion, either for sexual pleasure, to inflict pain, or both. However, this literal act is rarely the intended form of punishment the speaker wishes to mete out. Usually, the speaker wishes to convey they will exert the full extent of their authority over the other person to assert dominance over them. Loss of bodily autonomy illustrates submission.

Commonly used as an ultimatum; e.g., "if you crash my car, your ass is mine."

Typically, this is used only amongst males where the threat of anal rape is playful banter with a homoerotic undercurrent. If used against the opposite sex, the threat of sexual violence carries a more severe tone and would be highly inappropriate.

Related phrases:

You selling your ass, boy?
I own your ass.
The game is over, your ass is mine! (Ferris Bueller's Day Off)
If you drop the ball again, your ass is mine. (my sixth grade football coach)
by a_null_bandit December 28, 2023
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A work appropriate but much more threatening version of "fuck around and find out"
Becky: I can't believe you. You better let me do whatever I want if you know what's good for you.

Me: test that assumption at your earliest convenience... I wouldn't recommend it though.
by HuntingLife September 8, 2021
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National sniff your belly button day

Today is Jan 16th which is " National Sniff your Belly Button Day" so I sniffed mine and smelled like ketchup and radishes
by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj December 30, 2024
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Stay in your jealousy

It meansyou’re mad
Person 1: god you’re so annoying

Person 2: stay in your jealousy 💅
by SouthernScout November 21, 2020
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Shit Your Shat

Verb; to shoot your shot without having a chance.
Go Shit Your Shat & Show the World!
by Schnazzle G July 8, 2025
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