Lappy Man

Slang.

Offensive to males.
Subserviant like a dog/Homosexual/male dancer

Yo, go sit down lappy man

Go back to your owner lappy man

by Dedhedtattoos September 13, 2022

High quality man

ERNESTO M VELASCO

D.O.B October 24 1989

Alias "Papi","Big D daddy","Stud muffin"

Why do all women get aroused when they see Ernesto M Velasco?

Because they can't resist such a high quality man

by Arousedfemale October 25, 2022

Spider-Man Disease

Spider-Man Disease is a disease in which someone has hallucinations where they believe that they are something more than human, often believing that they have superpowers. It is named after the famous superhero that people later figured out was hallucinating.

“Why's he kicking the air"
“Oh don't worry he just has Spider-Man Disease"

by The Kash Register October 25, 2022

Old man

NeutralAir usually found sleeping in vc or eating chicken

The old man is sleeping in vc again

by Sleepy kid October 25, 2022

Big Man Brian

Big Man Brian is the nickname give to the obese principal of Innisdale Secondary School, in Barrie, ON. Big Man Brian is often seen spying on students, getting mad for no reason, or just looking like a dumbfuck.

A: Hey look up in the window
B: What?
A: Big Man Brian is staring at us with his fatass face

by HeyThere2310 October 26, 2022

Not Texas Man

Guy with a Incredibly small dick, He was born in a "Lab" got adopted by galactus, Then his 2 black father figures adopted him and called him texas man then died. He is also a famous retard and a viet.

Raiden is Not texas man

by hooman101 October 27, 2022

dead man living

A person who was put in a situation they can’t get out of.

Mike: I heard Jamal got kicked out of the mall because he is black.
Tom: Yea he’s a dead man living

by Mr.Latinaologist October 27, 2022