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Dirty Salad Bar

When you dry your face with the same towel a friend uses to vigorously rub his pubic hair, general pelvic area and gooch.
(Four friends sitting on a couch watching you wipe your face)

"Haha! Dude how's that towel smell?" (Dudeson 1)
"What...uh like my wet skin I guess." (Dudeson 2)
"That's strange because it says here you just paid $5.99 for your meal at the Dirty Salad Bar!" (Dudeson 1)
"Ughhh! Not again!" (Dudeson 2)
"HAHAHAHAHAHAH" (Couch potatoes)
by Meehoobee November 30, 2009
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dirty 2:30

Even more whorish than a dirty 1:30, a girl you pick up outside the bar after it closes usually around 2:30 am that you don't have to impress at all. She could care less who you are, she just really wants to get banged.
Dave: Did you end up picking up that girl at the bar?

Me: Nah, but I picked up this dirty 2:30 instead.
by Oh Dee Vee February 6, 2010
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Dirty Willy Sanchez

A sexual act similar to the "Dirty Sanchez." While performing in the doggie style position, the man puts his index finger in the woman's anal cavity. He then removes his finger from her anus and rather than wipe it across her upper lip as in the dirty sanchez, he puts it in her ear (right or left depending on which hand he favors). The man then twists his finger as if he were performing a "wet willy" the common childhood prank.
Instead of giving her a shit mustache, he opted to give her the Dirty Willy Sanchez, putting his index finger in her ear.
by Will Nicholson November 24, 2006
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Ridin' Dirty

The act of having sexual intercourse with a women who is on top and has a stank vagina.
I was ridin' dirty with the drunk girl I took home from the bar last night.
by me46 March 27, 2007
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Ridin' Dirty

Talking on your cell phone while driving.
Matt was pulled over for ridin' dirty.
by Cap'n Prep October 3, 2009
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Mexican Dirty Bomb

Taking a large dump so foul smelling that it is suspected of being part of a Mexican terrorist attack. Unlike a actual terrorist Dirty Bomb using radioactive material this is the Mexican equivalent using bean fueled Poo.
OMG stay away from the bathroom ! Dave set off a Mexican Dirty Bomb in there and it is unsafe for living creatures.
by PappySmear October 21, 2011
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Doing me Dirty

To do wrong
To act bad or to not fulfill on actions
Your doing me Dirty by not giving me a ride.
Dude you just stepped on my shoes, Your doing me dirty.
by xDJCJx April 29, 2011
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