An answer to give when someone asks you if you know of a certain celebrity, or general VIP, but in all honesty you're clueless. A nearly desperate way to salvage some cool about not being in the know.
Person A: Hey, did you hear the new Lady Gaga single yesterday?
Person B: Nope . . . whoever she is, she doesn't come to my birthday parties.
Person A: What a surprise.
Person B: Nope . . . whoever she is, she doesn't come to my birthday parties.
Person A: What a surprise.
by boustrophedonik June 23, 2010
Get the doesn't come to my birthday parties mug.Some who constantly favorites every one of your tweets but has never had a direct conversation with you on twitter.
Bro 1: This chick keeps favoriting all my tweets but never tries to start a conversation with me.
Bro 2: What the fuck dude? She needs to hop off your tweet dick!
Bro 1: Fuck yea, that bitch needs to hop off my tweet dick
Bro 2: What the fuck dude? She needs to hop off your tweet dick!
Bro 1: Fuck yea, that bitch needs to hop off my tweet dick
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Get the fo shizzle my nizzle mug.Strict teacher: "Are you two having problems? Because I can split you up if you are..."
Kid (muttered under breath while teacher's back is turned): "Well you can just eat my dirty thong...bitch."
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Kid (muttered under breath while teacher's back is turned): "Well you can just eat my dirty thong...bitch."
"Eat my dirty thong, BIATCH!"
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