Man

A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk… Have at you!

Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!

by LillithLilly November 6, 2023

Waste mans

A very useless person.

That guys a waste mans, he dont do shit.

by Pokémon_Master January 31, 2021

2 man league

1) In an actual fantasy version of fantasy football, a person's ongoing and delusional obsession with conversing about a league that doesn't really exist because they miss playing for real. 2) A form of fantasy football withdrawal.

John has texted about 200 times about his 2 man league with Rob since dropping out of the league.

by RD264 November 27, 2020

man bite

when some one takes a bite of your food and it is a massive bite, bigger than you wanted them to take.

Jonny say's "do you want a bit of my pie'"
Fred replies "sure"
Jonny "dude what the hell thats a man bite"

by abcd April 28, 2015

man in a bag

When two gay guys are in a department store & want some quick sex, you bring an extra shoppers bag to the bathroom. Make the guy stand in while you give them head sitting on the toilet. If anyone looks under the bathroom stall, it'll look like 2 feet & a shoppers bag when its really two men having fun!

Omg, girl! Guess what I got at Lord & Taylor today? Man in a bag, girl! And they were 'half off' too!

by Jo NYC May 24, 2018

time and tide wait for no man

if you don't make use of a favorable opportunity, you may never get the same chance again.

"Realizing the internship was a golden ticket to her dream career, Sarah knew she had to apply immediately. After all, time and tide wait for no man, and this opportunity might not come knocking again."

by Arminkshipper July 19, 2024

Manning

A person who can consume vast quantities of alcohol and exhibit very little of it's effects.

Jimmy drank 35 beers last night, and I couldn't even tell! He must be a Manning.

by MikeDubya June 30, 2021