Fuck me hair

Is a hair style a woman gets when she has been fucked really nice and hard missionary style. The back of her hair looks like a rat's nest.

The hooker walked out of the room with fuck me hair.

by dmpf October 25, 2009

Half Titty Fuck

When you insert your penis between a girl's boob and where her arm is. Armpit fuck sounds nasty, but half titty fuck is hot.

Yesterday, Lewis half titty fucked Jayna, and she let him cum on her face. Today, he half titty fucked Kristin, but she TOLD HIM HAD TO CUM in the waste basket!

by King of Thorns January 1, 2011

fuck you doin'?

Popular song quote from the song "What U' Doin" by Big Sean; meaning "what are you doing?".

hey what are you doing?

chillin with a niggas nigga, and a couple cool bitchez. fuck you doin'? bullshittin

by Hatnin_5 August 2, 2010

elephant butt fuck

Kneeing someone very hard in the ass from behind without them having any knowledge you are about to do so.

"dude i was just pissing in the urinal and James elephant butt fucked me and i damn near fell in the urinal.

by NOFXisthebest87 September 26, 2008

fuck me ears

When a person, typically a woman, who has outrageously big ears, which would sereve as handles durring a blowjob.

She had some great fuck me ears to hold onto.

Think Jessica Simpson in Employee of the Month.

by p_man February 21, 2009

Fuck off, Karen

The new "Bye, Felicia"

Ex: I still love you. Please, come back.
Person: Fuck off, Karen

by POTATTTOOOOEEEEESSSSSSS November 20, 2016

National Fuck day

On April 29, Couple’s and non couples celebrate this day with hard core sex. It marks the day that several of the planets align and increases sexual drives of both parties.

*planets align.

Person #1. Hey it’s April 29, let’s fuck!

Person #2. Well yeah since it’s National Fuck day.

by National holidays365 May 28, 2018