Most of the time (99.99%), the man who possesses this name is a tall, dark, and handsome young fella with an absolute gargantuan meat sword. Friends of his line up with their mothers in tow so he can bless them with his secret sauce. An absolute specimen of sheer charisma, rigor, and mystique.
Dweeb 1: holy fuck, is that Joseph Gregory?
Dweeb 2: holy shit! It is! He fucked my mom! She’s so lucky. I love Joseph Gregory.
Dweeb 2: holy shit! It is! He fucked my mom! She’s so lucky. I love Joseph Gregory.
by CreamDoggin November 23, 2021
Get the Joseph Gregorymug. A person by the name of joe punter mostly has a small penis and pretends like it’s massive. He has a really strange addiction to watching inbetweeners over and over and especially loves the YTP called “airplane driver” as he still has the mental age and IQ of a 4 year old. If you are ever unlucky enough to meet yourself a Joseph (or j for joe for short) then prepare yourself as he will try hard against you at any game he plays and it’s really pretty tragic. This person also normally stinks as they don’t have access to running water in there house, so really we should feel bad for them
Person 1: yo I swear that’s that Joseph punter guy from our school!
Person 2: yeah stay away from him he stinks and he likes touching tiny toggers
Person 2: yeah stay away from him he stinks and he likes touching tiny toggers
by Joseph Punter October 15, 2019
Get the Joseph puntermug. by vaginaTastesNasty313 April 14, 2024
Get the joseph and austinmug. A stupid whore who stole my fucking spoon and is a no good evil son of a bitch who sucks at cod and gd.
by Bill cilent March 3, 2022
Get the Josephmug. A man who works in cybersecurity but ironically gets malware on his computer from viewing hard-core pornography
"Oh my god, there's been a cyber attack, should we check with Joseph to see if my data is alright?! "
"Probably not, he's too busy watching porn"
"Probably not, he's too busy watching porn"
by SexyBeaverBoy November 22, 2021
Get the Josephmug. by barron joseph November 16, 2023
Get the barron josephmug. A hot guy with curly hair and freckles wannabe mountainbiker and has no rizz and is a suicide boy meatrider
by fartlicker67 January 14, 2024
Get the Joseph Lombardimug.