attack on titties

attack on titan but with big mommy milkers

Eren Yeager: "yo my boi Armin look at em big ol titties that colossal titan has my guy!"
*Eren looks around*
Eren Yeager: "Armin? ARMIN WHERE ARE YOU"
*Lightning sounds*
*Armin jumps out of the colossal titan*
Eren Yeager: "THAT WAS YOU ALL ALONG?????"
Armin: "Yea man, what do you think of my ginormous mommy milkers?"
*Armin takes off shirt*
*Erens walk up to Armin*
Eren Yeager: "hey... Armin... no homo but..... can I attack on titties for you?"
Armin: "of course brother"

by LigmaBallzMommyMIlker November 24, 2021

wacky titties

Titties that are wack. Irrelevant to the culture and a disgrace to perky titties everywhere.

Thats fat hoe has wacky titties

by The tittie Persuader October 21, 2019

Titty envy

Titty envy is a term in psychology referring to inherent rivalries towards objects of precious, limited resource in relationship to maternity and childhood-like development. It can also refer to a deep psychogical attachment in a single person associated with maternity and a repressed source of lust. Usually, it characterizes or symbolizes sibling rivalry stemmed directly over territorial conflict to the milk of the mother's breasts. But it can also be treated more abstractly in conjunction to things like the development of sexuality, personality, ect. It can also represent sexual conflict between men or women in the contest towards an object of sexual importance. The breasts represent an object of existential importance in nourishment or survival and the means of conflict people will engage in towards one another to get it.

Joe: "Those two boys have been at war with each other ever since they had to share their mother's tit. They kind of have a titty envy between them over who gets what first."

Prof Joe: "The girl typified as a super baby develops a type of titty envy towards men who offer resource and validation in exchange of sex normally due to a past childhood trauma whereas a father or male guardian sexually abused her and she behaviorally learnt to associate affection, or a lack-thereof with acts of sex. In sexualising herself she relives and chases confused affections with a paternal figure"

by Spawnface November 17, 2021

Titty baby

A grown ass man who’s babied by his mother.

Wait so he’s 45 still living off his mom?

Yea hes a titty baby.

by Janztek June 26, 2021

titty jerker

When something makes your boobs flop uncontrollably.

Went went over a speed bump, that was a real titty jerker

by Sheeplord420 July 1, 2021

Titty-gut

When your titties are adjacent to your belt line.

That girl’s jeans look super cute with her titty-gut!

by Knotty69420 August 23, 2022

Titty Decibels

The sound it makes when you are having sex and your breasts slap your fat roll.

I was riding him so hard he got tinnitus from the titty decibels.

by Gluumbonny May 9, 2022