red jest

a penis made raw from intensive and consistent masturbation.

person 1: "hey bro, where's Steven?"
person 2: "he can't make it, he's incapacitated with red jest."

by earbuds July 30, 2016

Red Disgusting

What a Red Delicious apple should be called.

Person 1: Hey, are you eating an apple?

Person 2: yes, it's a Red Disgusting

Person 1: Don't you mean Red Delicious?

Person 2: No, it's a Red Disgusting, because it FUCKING SUCKS!

by Mimuxus June 11, 2022

Red Lightsaber

from the Star Wars saga A Sith lord's primary weapon.

Chancellor Palpatine pulls out his red lightsaber as Mace Windu tries to arrest him.

by Xclibur2001 December 30, 2011

red blumpkin

female on her moontime (period) getting a blumpkin

I gave her a red blumpkin and I looked like ronald mcdonald afterwards! As if that werent bad enough, now I cant get the stank outta my beard !!

by zallirog July 22, 2015

red mullet

1. A type of fish found in Saltwater seas and the Atlantic Ocean

2. A questionable hairstyle sported by a freckly Irishman who was born with a naturally tinted red neck that has nothing to do with being out in the sun for too long as red haired people cannot survive if hit directly by sunlight.

“Did you see that ginger lads red mullet?”

“In his aquarium?”

“No… His haircut!!!”

“Jaysis!! The absolute state of that thing!!!”

by GoodmanyourselfSteo August 31, 2022

Red Devil

Its one of the world record holding laptops for highest overclock on the Intel Core I7 8750H

Red Devil is known for blowing up

"what's that burning smell?"
"Don't worry, it's just Red Devil."

by NovaTheUnoriginal December 11, 2019

Red drank

Alcoholic drink mix of one shot of gin, vodka, silver rum, triple sec, whiskey; then remainder of cup filled with water. Lastly add one Hawaiian Punch to-go packet.

Official drink of BAMF squad Jax chapter

Let's drink
I have no mixers, but we can make red drank!

by Zsquared676 June 12, 2017