Lil Pump

an idiot

Lil pump sucks this and there’s a gif showing a stupid man

stupid dude: “I LOVE LIL PUMP SO MUCH LISTEN TO HIS MUSIC”
Me: It’s time for you to meat my glock

by Woowiewoow April 25, 2021

lean pump cycle

YASSSS lean pump clash royale
HEHEHEHA

OMFG he used lean pump cycle

by anonymous April 1, 2022

The ol' pump

The act of using 5 pump shotguns in Fortnite whilst simultaneously listening to Danzel - Pump It Up. Also a euphemism for masturbating.

'Dude, the ol' pump is so good, man! It gets me wins every time!'

by GroundNutmeg March 31, 2018

Jerking-Off Pumped

When something is so exciting, so completely enthralling that you are nearly dying of the anticipation. In fact, the excitement is so great that it is equivalent to the feeling of jerking off. As such, you are completely pumped by the idea of doing something on par with masturbating.

Bill-"Wait, we're killing a 30 case right after the concert featuring our favorite band of all time!?"

Frank-"Hell yeah man get excited!"

Bill-"That's gonna be the best day ever! I'm Jerking-Off Pumped about the whole situation!"

Frank-"You read my mind!"

by mythicaldancer April 7, 2011

Pumped Up Kicks Syndrome

Dank ass music. Dark ass lyrics.

“Pumped Up Kicks” by Foster The People sounds like an upbeat song, but upon further examination, it is about a school shooting. Any song that has a happy tune, but dark lyrics has Pumped Up Kicks Syndrome.

by SB757 December 23, 2023

Pumping and dumping

The pumping refers to the rhythmic motion during sex and the dumping refers to the climax of the male.

The last time he was pumping and dumping, I got pregnant!!

by CrankyEngineer May 4, 2018

Pump Roulette

The name of the game of trying to land the gas price or gallons number exactly on .00 when filling up.

Only the gas station wins in pump roulette.

by Interius July 16, 2021