March 31

the day where a random giant nuclear lizard will fight a big monke

Guy 1: Man I can’t wait for what happens on March 31!
Guy 2: Yeah, me too. I think the big monke will win!
Guy 3: but what about the fact that a robot version of the lizard will create a Batman vs Superman situatio-
Guy 1 and Guy 2: shut up, guy 3

by yourpseudonym999999999 February 13, 2021

March 3

Match with your crush day, or your boyfriend/girlfriend

Hey we should match it’s march 3.

by Cute couple goals March 2, 2021

March 9

Everyone turn on thier mics and camera day.
Where EVERYONE has to have there mic and camera on the whole day in school/work etc.

Teacher: will someone talk to me today
Class: We have to, its March 9, its national everyone turn on their mics and cameras day today.

by bloophahaha March 3, 2021

March 27

chloe’s birthday! give her a hug, some alcohol and maybe even some flowers (she likes pink flowers)

march 27. fuck bitches get money.

by shawtybae♈️🙈💍 March 4, 2021

March 12

please stop this blaire

stop this on March 12

by x123x123 March 11, 2021

march 15th

ignore hayleigh’s ft calls

*hayleigh calls you*
just let it ring bc it’s march 15th

by hsianxvns March 15, 2021

March 16

the day most of us went into quarantine

Dude 1: yo when did u start quarantine?
Me: March 16

by Short Chick Big Heart March 17, 2021