The sexual act of inserting a bare hand into a goose's abdominal cavity typically through its anus and saying, "This is how you do it boys." The person continues thrusting their blood covered hand in and out of the goose in a forceful manner. The person also may play with a flap of skin flicking it in a playful state. It is a popular sexual fetish in the south where large quantities of birds are shot and cleaned for food. It has been deemed inhumane however to insert a penis into the goose because that would be bestiality.
My hunting buddy sent me a video of him performing a, "Goose Cleaning," he said it really gets him going for the bedroom.
by A man you have never seen February 27, 2017

Code name for an attractive female often viewed in close proximity to the observer. Origin for the use of this adjective originates in Lincolnshire.
Look at that goose!
by Striped Banana October 6, 2017

Of, or relating to, actions which resemble those of the common Canadian Goose in terms of "silly" or "absurd" mannerisms or styles therein.
"I know man... last night we got involved in some serious goose-nannery."
"Quiet down, young man! Goose-nannery will not be permitted in my classroom."
"Quiet down, young man! Goose-nannery will not be permitted in my classroom."
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