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Goose Cleaning

The sexual act of inserting a bare hand into a goose's abdominal cavity typically through its anus and saying, "This is how you do it boys." The person continues thrusting their blood covered hand in and out of the goose in a forceful manner. The person also may play with a flap of skin flicking it in a playful state. It is a popular sexual fetish in the south where large quantities of birds are shot and cleaned for food. It has been deemed inhumane however to insert a penis into the goose because that would be bestiality.
My hunting buddy sent me a video of him performing a, "Goose Cleaning," he said it really gets him going for the bedroom.
by A man you have never seen February 27, 2017
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Goose

Code name for an attractive female often viewed in close proximity to the observer. Origin for the use of this adjective originates in Lincolnshire.
by Striped Banana October 6, 2017
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Goose-nannery

Of, or relating to, actions which resemble those of the common Canadian Goose in terms of "silly" or "absurd" mannerisms or styles therein.
"I know man... last night we got involved in some serious goose-nannery."

"Quiet down, young man! Goose-nannery will not be permitted in my classroom."
by the Lawdogg September 25, 2009
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Goose bubble

Is my dick in proportion with my goose bubble
by Juice619 October 9, 2017
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Goose

Another term for a blow job, derived from the saying "Sloppy Toppy Goose Neck"
Guy 1: Bruh did she give good goose though?
Guy 2: Yeah that was some mad sloppy toppy goose neck
by GothGFPlease January 22, 2020
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Ass sparrow goose

“AayO mayne pass the Ass sparrow goose
by YeahItsStolen May 24, 2025
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Overlord Goose

Mad lad that gets hella pussy but is really insecure and cant handle being alone
Friend: you are such an overlord goose
Me: oh :(
by Guwuse April 11, 2020
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