Dan dg

Absolute neek who loves to sniff used shoes and get off to them.

The other day I was doing a dan dg and my mum caught me

by Dan dg July 29, 2021

Dan

someone you have sex dreams about when you're supposed to hate their guts because they are the scum of the earth and cheat on your best friends.

me: oh look there's Dan, wow what a whore!

my brain, when I am asleep : I want to have sex with him.

by therathoe May 6, 2019

Dan Godfrey

A small man who bums men called Will Hudson he also has a sexy cat called marlon

Who the fuck is dan Godfrey

Dno sexy cat tho

by Mr big nob 69000 September 27, 2021

Dirty Dan

When you blow the apprentice and tell everyone.

Hey Dan meet Pollock, hes new, time for a dirty dan

by Fatmufin June 3, 2022

The Grumpy Dan

When one male angrily has sex with another male from behind, the giver gets a little grumpy and reaches around and inserts his pinky finger into the urethra of the male he is also penetrating.

Dude I can't sit or pee this morning, Rudy must have been in a bad mood last night as he gave me the Grumpy Dan.

by Grumpy Dan May 25, 2019

Doing a Dan

being childish af and never learning from their fucking mistakes.

you are doing a Dan.

by ŁostWhišper June 14, 2023

Dan

The sweetest more caring partner a gal could have. So stunning every day, inside and out, Dan lights up the lives of everyone around them. The world is a brighter place when a Dan smiles.

Love you, Dan.❤️

by Frussy.org November 22, 2021