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As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.

A saying which is used when someone is in an awkward situation where male companions may be too close for comfort.

Usually this phrase will only be used in a joking fashion.

Litteraly meant, You are too close for comfort but it cant be helped right now.
Person 1 "Lets just get in the car, al be it way too close."
Person 2 As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.
by No Name EVER April 16, 2021
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Touch ID

The most useless fucking thing phone companies have ever come up with since they can be easily broken by a drop of sweat.
I stopped using Touch ID coz it kept fucking locking me out of my phone.
by Don’t just don’t May 4, 2021
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Touch money!

term - used when parting ways, in place of goodbye. indicates that you should always keep money close at hand or it can serve as a reminder to always stay on that paper chase.
"A'ght main, take care! Touch money!"
by Brandaids May 7, 2021
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Touch Grass

When a person plays fut champs on the weekend of their wedding and he needs to stop try-harding so hard and go outside
by chayecharsi July 27, 2022
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The Librarian's Touch

With a simple touch, the librarian can bestow good fortune on an unsuspecting library visitor.
She gave me the librarian's touch and I was healed of my many maladies
by KFBR392 August 1, 2022
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Touch Grass

MIke J is constantly online on FIFA 22 he needs to touch grass in my opinion ONG.
by heyM0CHI June 6, 2022
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Senior Touch

Anything a senior joins in on, others will follow.
Josh decided to help me paint my mural and now everyone else is helping too, he has the senior touch.
by Angellll.0x June 10, 2022
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