by MoosieJuice March 6, 2020
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by Acuara December 7, 2015
Get the sword in the stone mug.Stone is a type of boy who believes they have big dick energy. Only reason he was named this weirdly cute name was because his parents wanted to be edgy. When you meet a stone be nice to them, they may seem confident and out going, but we all know that they are suffering inside from this odd name.
Person 1 - “Hey did you see that stone boy? Really out going.”
Person 2 - “Nah its more like stoney he isn’t as confident as he seems to be”
Person 2 - “Nah its more like stoney he isn’t as confident as he seems to be”
by Chiquita_papaya April 17, 2019
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by J Stone Gaming March 18, 2022
Get the J Stone mug.He is a very loving ,intelligent old soul , though with many conspiracy theories don’t think he won’t find out if your switching up on him , though he seems kindhearted and innocent , he’s actually quite devilish when it comes to finding a thrill , he is also very crafty & creative really knows how to Improvise when it’s strictly needed , a very multi talented person with a big heart but a stronger mind
If you ever become a friend of Stone you are one of the luckiest people ever , once you be friend a stone he will be the most loyal friend you have , he will fight with you but never for you , he hates one sided friendships & wasting his time on people who wouldn’t do the same for him , though being his friend he will stand by your side , make you laugh , be there for you & be real with you even if it may hurt , never forget that if a stone ever hurts your feelings it’s always out of love & maybe you fucked him off , but besides that you can never really replace such a person you should really thank his for letting you meet someone so amazing
Stone’s are usually quite handsome very model like physic , oh his eyes will take your breathe away just gazing into them make you daydream about him , his smile could light up a room , his heart would blow your mind & his loyalty will stay by your side Stone if your reading this I love you your a good man
If you ever become a friend of Stone you are one of the luckiest people ever , once you be friend a stone he will be the most loyal friend you have , he will fight with you but never for you , he hates one sided friendships & wasting his time on people who wouldn’t do the same for him , though being his friend he will stand by your side , make you laugh , be there for you & be real with you even if it may hurt , never forget that if a stone ever hurts your feelings it’s always out of love & maybe you fucked him off , but besides that you can never really replace such a person you should really thank his for letting you meet someone so amazing
Stone’s are usually quite handsome very model like physic , oh his eyes will take your breathe away just gazing into them make you daydream about him , his smile could light up a room , his heart would blow your mind & his loyalty will stay by your side Stone if your reading this I love you your a good man
Stone come here !
by Anons gg November 28, 2021
Get the Stone mug.A condition caused in males when cheating as Devine retribution for wronging a good woman. Note; if the woman is not good, no penis shall be stoned.
"Brad got penis stones." said Morty.
"Aw, shit Morty. You still care about Jessica?"
"It's what he deserved Rick! Jessica is a good woman, Rick!"
"Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people calls “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it."
"Aw, shit Morty. You still care about Jessica?"
"It's what he deserved Rick! Jessica is a good woman, Rick!"
"Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people calls “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it."
by Queen Etherious September 18, 2019
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Dawg, check out this stone cold boney spittin the truth. Muthafuckers funny, sincere and still slightly skeptical.
by BrownRecluse129 June 29, 2023
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