Rule C

If it exists, you can sell it.

Organs, love, oxygen, you name it. Rule C.

by mothinflame123 November 18, 2018

Rule 998

You're allowed to assume if you don't know something

You should not be proud of Your naughty behavior young man.
You assumed they were a young man and not a moderate adult .
Rule 998

by Daniel newsy-housy November 4, 2018

Alexander Rules

When your mom doesn't like to read rules for board games, so she makes them up on her own as you play.

Hey don't I get a point for That?

No man, my mom is here. We are playing by Alexander rules.

by Ladyrimer July 31, 2017

Rule 34

Rule 34 of the internet. This is the most infamous unwritten rule. It states that any famous object (both physical and non-physical), topic, fandom, or person has a pornographic counterpart.

In other words: "If it exists, there is porn of it."

Person 1: Do you think minecraft porn exists?
Person 2: Remember rule 34? Of course it does!
Person 1: Should I look it up?
Entire Room: NO.

by That_Nerd22 July 24, 2018

International Rules

The international rule states the only acceptable instance where intercourse is ok with someone other than your significant other is when they are in France and the person committing the act is Vegan.

“Hold up, didn’t your girlfriend cheat on you bruh?” “I guess not. International Rules. I was in France.”

by Nice Hairline Kid August 16, 2018

Balls Rules

If the balls dont touch the man its not gay

i had sex with a guy last but it wasn't gay as our balls didnt touch hence the balls rules

by MumbleTumble11 February 16, 2019

Rule 34

Stemming from a text-file written in 1978 on BBS's, declared rules and what to expect for "newbs"(pronounced newbies, short for "new BBS users").
This transfered later for new internet users.

Rule 34 -if it exists, there will be porn of it.

by [ARB1D3_[00L3R February 17, 2019