An enby that is wanted by every woman who has ever seen them. Gets laid very often and has a VERY huge penis. They're extremely good looking. They have the most gorgeous eyes in the universe and has been told to be a model. But spits game like a champ.
by indirecterection October 9, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. A ‘Jordan’ is a male who seems friendly but is very slow/ stupid. It’s a male who is comfortable speaking to women but struggles to get any action as women can’t see past his friendly but dumb.
by Stevesidwell1111 July 25, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is a stupid cunt
by a stupid ranga January 27, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. Oh your dating Jordan I’ll be praying for you
by Laquanesha October 30, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan Makenzie Yocum. The definition of everything you'velse been looking for, yet you just didn't know it. Her imperfections piece together to create the most close to perfect human being. She's an absolute dork, super weird, she's hilarious(shmashmehsmheh), she's could make you smile in your darkest days. She's absolutely stunning, I mean drop dead gorgeous, the first day you'll see her, you won't want it to be your last, she's anot absolute gem. She's absolutely amazing, she's absolutely amazing, she isn't anyone else but herself. I love her.
Dude#1: so dude, I met this girl right, she's a beaut, she's everythingoing you could imagine, but one katrillion times more.
Dude#2: Dipshit, how do you not know this. She's obviously a Jordan Makenzie Yocum
Dude#2: Dipshit, how do you not know this. She's obviously a Jordan Makenzie Yocum
by Little mouse September 5, 2016
Get the Jordan Makenzie Yocummug. Jordan She is planning to make your Day so much worse if you heart someone she Knows she Doesn’t need an explanation on the problem or to be close to that person they get the job done.
by Glow April 22, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. Apelative for black people, mostly used by white people. Jordan is the slang term for the N-word.This trend originated from Tik Tok, now spreading around more social media platforms.
"Timmy-Hey homie, I just bought 7,5 jordans;
John-That's so nice, low or mids?;
Timmy-Who said we are talking about sneakers?"
John-That's so nice, low or mids?;
Timmy-Who said we are talking about sneakers?"
by XxPusSlayer420xX April 4, 2021
Get the Jordanmug.