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Divorced Dad Bod

A divorced dad bod has a greater BMI than of a dad bod. One great way to separate the dad bods from the divorced dad bods are visible stretch marks. Since divorced men are huskier and more heavy set, they will typically show stretch marks. But men with divorced dad bod, do not fear, for it is a 2 part transformation. After crushing all the beer and Cheetos in the world,following a divorce your body will blow up, but someday you will have an epiphany. You will dream of 6 pack abs and all the honeys in the world surrounding you at the bar. That is when step 2 of the transformation occurs. You will trade in your beer and Cheetos for a gym membership and whey protein. From there, the rest is history.
Arthur: Dude did you see Mark at our 20 year high school reunion?
Karl: Yeah man, Trixy leaving him and taking the kids really took a toll on him.
Arthur: I know, you could tell he was sporting a serious divorced dad bod.
by TheRealChickenFucker May 30, 2015
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your dad lesbian

6th graders favorite comeback, its WAY WORSE than "your mom gay" like if you say it, the person you saying it too dies, like DAYYUM
bob: hey Steve, your dad lesbian.

steve: *dies instantly*
by qqDad January 26, 2019
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Cardi B's Dad

I sure dont want to be Cardi B's Dad
by A goddamn onion March 3, 2021
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your dad is gay

Me: Hi!
Them: your dad is gay

Me: *dies of cardiac arrest*
by Grotezk November 17, 2021
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Your dad’s sneeze

The loudest sound in the universe
I can’t hear anything because of your dad’s sneeze
by spectre729 July 30, 2019
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Douche Bag Dad

Douche Bag Dad (n) (informal)
A divorced male who makes extremely poor decisions concerning the emotional health of his children.
He is someone who refuses to pay child support, cancels his co-parenting time regularly, and only exists to create turmoil for his ex-wife and children due to his sensitive feelings that are hurt easily since he's probably not physically or mentally abusing a female presently. This male is someone who is insecure, co-dependent, controlling, and manipulative. He is someone who dates a younger girl or someone that needs to wear the pants of the house for him. He is also the same guy who will harass his ex-wife, send threatening text messages, threaten and throw "divorce decrees" in her face, and then falsify a different story for the courtroom when he bailed out by mommy and her money. Be careful ladies, a warning sign might be that he calls his ex-wife once a week ,and probably other ex's. along with stalking, cyber stalking, AND using their job to do so. Beware, these characters are crafty fellows! He thinks he has won the lottery by marrying up and playing the "victim" and projecting such a perfect image to society...whatever, she/he will soon discover that he is just a douche bag dad.
You know Lynn's ex-husband Kent? He is such a "douche bag dad" when he holds the child support check just so he can find out what she's doing. Even when he "performs" like such a great dad for everyone.

The kid's dad definitely qualifies for the "douche bag dad" of the year award!
by Tac Ronin September 29, 2011
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sorry ass dad

a male human, not defined as a man who refuses to take care of is seed or denies the fact that he has one
I can't afford to take the kids to Disney, because his sorry ass dad hasn't helped me in any way.
by jesselena June 9, 2007
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