spider monkey

Dot, towel head, Swami, Curry Smellin motherfucker..

That spider monkey smells like shit again Gus !

by Tom Callinan April 24, 2003

Spider

A pimp like reploid who uses playing cards as a weapon as a tribute to X-Man character Gambit. He later sacrifices himself to save X and Zero but in reality it was all an act by Redips who posed as Spider to get Supra Force Metal.

Spider is Redips spelled backwards LOLOL!!!!

by ZOMG September 2, 2005

Spiderman

The spiderman is something that often happens to guys that go to prison on their first night in the shower. All the other guys beat up the "fresh fish" and push him to the ground in the corner of the shower then they form a circle around him and beat off till they cum in their hand and sling it at the new guy that all beat up and crying like a little girl. As they throw the cum at him they yell "Go Web!". Its a way of showing the new guy that from that minute on he's somebody's bitch.

Damn, look over there, that guy's gettin spiderman'ed! They pushed him to the floor, beat off in their hands and threw the nut all over him. He's somebody's bitch now..... sad.

by Big Duff March 6, 2009

spidering

the act of having sex while on a swing

k: hey baby wanna spider?
m:i would but i have a skirt on
k:boo
s:i will !
k: we be spidering babbby

by morilanie November 23, 2010

chocolate spider

After cumming in her ass, she forces out your jizz like a spider forces out its silk. an Anal Cream Pie.

She can pull-off a Chocolate Spider better than I can pull-off a Spiderman.

by lonewolf703 October 18, 2008

spidering

Yet another term for anal sex. This one is when that damn old asshole is a big hairy bastard - like a spider. As found on dirty women who don't know Jack Shit about shaving.

Dude 1: "That new chick from Accounts? She's one hairy bitch!"
Dude 2: "Yeah! Time to go spidering, Dawg!"

by Wizards Sleeve February 3, 2007

spid

Also known as Sarah! lmao....name given by her hair...spider shortened to spiddy which was shortened to spid!

heya spid :s

by puddle March 29, 2004