The exceedingly uncomfortable and inconvenient bent-far-forward position that you are forced to assume when sitting on the toilet and trying to urinate, but you have a "stubborn" boner that refuses to "relax", and so you have to awkwardly lean way over with your head down between your knees in order to rotate your abdomen far enough to get the tip of Mr. Happy down into the bowl.
It's a good idea to take a good long whiz **before** "getting it on hot 'n' heavy" with a luscious chick --- especially if you also take a Viagra/Cialis pill prior to said bouncy-bouncy --- to avoid any unexpected stiffy-squats.
by QuacksO April 16, 2019
Get the stiffy-squat mug.A squeak is a typical English person who migrates from England to Tasmania, Australia due to his love of incest. A squeak thrives on incest.
The only time a squeak has ever been near a pussy is during his birth. They usually have their tongue out the whole due to being such massive mummy’s boys.
A squeak is prone to fingering his butthole while watching the wiggles.
Squeaks are usually beaten up by females.
The only time a squeak has ever been near a pussy is during his birth. They usually have their tongue out the whole due to being such massive mummy’s boys.
A squeak is prone to fingering his butthole while watching the wiggles.
Squeaks are usually beaten up by females.
Bri: “hey Taylah- is that a squeak over there?”
Taylah: “hell yeah it is- u can tell by the brown stains on his fingers! Let beat him up for being an incestuous shitcunt!!”
Taylah: “hell yeah it is- u can tell by the brown stains on his fingers! Let beat him up for being an incestuous shitcunt!!”
by Flaaasssssss!!! December 10, 2019
Get the A Squeak mug.An insult used by racist Asian people usually used to describe Jack Maher after he says the n word in a xbox party
by Chinese Immigrant Man January 11, 2020
Get the Cum Squat mug.A type of gymnastic exercises, when a man,while doing a squat, must touch the ground with his scrotum.
by dadwdadw February 11, 2020
Get the brazilian squats mug.An act after a *cream pie* where a woman stretches her hips using a standard squat and seminal fluid drops on the floor like a bird poop.
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Get the ciroc squat mug.When you buy so much dove body wash that you have filled your primary residence, and your only option in is to rent the neighbouring house and default on it.
There was a sexy party going on at number 13, but we knew the tenants were dove squatting. We sent Jonny in, and he confirmed it was everywhere.
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