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spoon

Spoon, most commonly known in its plural form spoons, but not limited to its formal form spoonsy, is a nickname that describes a person who eats a lot of pudding, always has a spoon behind his or her ear, or uses wit and sarcasm to derail an awkward situation in his or her already awkward and miserable life. Or in some cases all three.
Person a:Hey spoons tell us that joke again about the guy and the doorbell

Person b: omg it's so funny
Spoons: Holder on let me finish my pudding
by Spoonsy McGee October 28, 2016
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spoon burner

robbie’s maw is stirlings biggest spoon burner
by miguel2 °bellyrolls April 23, 2023
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Spoons

Liam: I have a strange fear of spoons 🥄
by Spoons 🥄 August 30, 2022
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Rusty Spoon Effect

This is when a person does something so bloody unexpected, so stupid, that it actually works.
Just like a terrorist running at you with not a bomb, but a rusty spoon

E.g. You go round a corner expecting someone to jump you, but they are actually lying down in the middle of the hallway
Person 1 - "Scared you!"
Person 2 - "You where duct taped to the ceiling, bloody Rusty Spoon Effect"
by AO | Dovahkiin October 12, 2017
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Spoon Licker

in the Christian orthodox dogma,during the rite of the Holy Communion ,the elements of the Eucharist,a mix of sacramental bread and sacramental wine,are given to the faithful by sharing one spoon!
This act ,of hundreds of people putting the same spoon in their mouth,during the covid-19 pandemic caused a great conflict in the society!

The dissenters of the church's acts, soon gave the participants of the rite of the Holy Communion ,the english nickname 'Spoon Licker'
-look man,100 people packed in 100 m2!
-yea...fricking spoon lickers
by ANANOWN October 22, 2020
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Wooden spoon karaoke

The rediculous endeavour of singing kareoke whilst using a wooden spoon in lieu of a microphone.
She ate that song during wooden spoon karaoke
by Phantom1983 February 10, 2024
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Spoon sleepwalker

A very rare condition where when the person with the condition is asleep, the innermind of the body finds the need to big or small spoon hes / her partner. Whereas the partner is situated in a different room. Keep in mind not waking up the person or reject the spoon, it will trigger a reaction of the person to spank the butt.
by Babaamattie June 17, 2020
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