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In Spoon

The state of mind the morning after a heavy night when you feel perfectly healthy except for a vague sense of unreality and confusion
I was partying last night, doing shots of absinthe and then back to a guys house smoking until 5am. I don't feel at all hungover, but I'm definitely in spoon.
by Maf_C April 12, 2009
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Spoon

A spoon is used to eat things in a bowl but is most com.only used as a cbt weapon
Mmmm I love a good spoon
by NavyGarlic December 21, 2019
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spoons

what's Liams biggest fear? spoons.
by meerah October 4, 2020
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cunt with a spoon

when a woman of british decent has a curved receptacle utensil (preferably comically large and wooden, as if it could be used for paddling)
man 1: knock knock
man 2: who's there?
man 1: orange
man 2: orange who?
man 1: cunt with a spoon
by salviesez May 10, 2021
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twatty spoon

a vaginal muscle that scoops in a lot of dicks
Stacy's Twatty Spoon gets a lot of scoops
by jack_carig April 13, 2015
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chewed the spoon

1. Chewing the spoon is getting invited to an event that you were looking forward to, only to be rejected by the host when you get there.

2. In general, it can also be used to describe something that doesn’t go the way you thought things were going to go. At worst, it puts you in a shitty situation for no reason.
Definition 1.

“Hey, I thought your buddy Zach was going to be here at this party?”

“He was, but Amanda broke up with him last week and since it’s her party he had to go…”

“Damn, sounds like he chewed the spoon…”

Definition 2.

“ I was really hoping to go see someone in New York this weekend, but the person I was going to visit ghosted me, leaving me stuck in New York with no money, and ruined my plans… I really chewed the spoon on this one”
by Ester Tallon Joe October 9, 2022
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Bog Spoon

Sneaky cover cuddle between consenting adults of same or opposite gender in the cosy confined space of a water closet aka bog or toilet
Bog Spooning generally occurs before or after major shag fest when one party is bent over the bog and taken from behind until the toilet cubicle is shaking at an alarming rate and the occupant next door starts yelling obscenities as they drop the toilet roll and escape under the gap.
by 1secretkeeper November 20, 2010
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